Trump Claims Voice on Access Hollywood Tape Is Actually Hillary Clinton Imitating Him
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Casting further doubt on the authenticity of his notorious “Access Hollywood” tape, Donald J. Trump said on Monday that the voice on the tape was actually that of Hillary Clinton, imitating him.
“That’s not me on the tape,” he said. “That’s Hillary faking like she is me.”
Trump said that he had a theory to explain how Clinton came up with the infamous “locker-room talk” that appeared on the tape. “It’s so obvious that Bill came up with that,” he said.
Trump added that if the special counsel, Robert Mueller, has any recordings of Trump associates, such as Paul Manafort or Michael Flynn, colluding with Russians, those voices will “probably turn out to belong to Crooked Hillary also.”
“In addition to being evil, Hillary Clinton is a woman of a thousand voices,” he said.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-claims-voice-on-access-hollywood-tape-is-actually-hillary-clinton-imitating-him
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He should have become a comedy writer. What a joke of a person he is. 
is his own caricature. Wonder how often Rump wishes he'd thought of that first? 
... and yes, I know the article is satire... but not by much.
-Puzzler