So What Did I Miss? Asks Michael Flynn Tilting Large Flower On Lapel Towards Trump
WASHINGTONStrolling into the Oval Office and standing in close proximity to the president, former National Security Advisor Michael Flynn reportedly asked, So, what did I miss? Monday while meticulously tilting the large flower on his lapel towards Donald Trump.
Sorry I missed you these last nine months, but now Im totally available to lend an ear if you want to vent about anything, or just feel like reminiscing about the 2016 presidential campaign, said Flynn, leaning over the Resolute Desk and urging Trump to speak clearly as well as apologizing for being a little slow on the uptake when requesting that the president repeat several remarks.
Just for claritys sake, when you say Jeff, youre referring to Attorney General Jeff Sessions, is that correct? Go ahead and give me as many specific details as possible about the nature of those conversations, and while youre answering, why dont you take a sniff from this beautiful daisy?
At press time, Flynn was abruptly heading towards the door and whistling loudly as the sound of feedback began emanating from beneath his suit jacket.
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