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Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb
WASHINGTONNoting that the resignation of Anthony Scaramucci as White House communications director marked the ouster of the third top administration official in less than two weeks, a worried populace told reporters Monday that it was unsure how many former Trump staffers it could safely reabsorb.
Jesus, we cant just take back these assholes all at oncewe need time to process one before we get the next, said 53-year-old Gregory Birch of Naperville, IL, echoing the concerns of 323 million Americans in also noting that the country was only now truly beginning to reintegrate former national security advisor Michael Flynn.
This is just not sustainable. Id say we can handle maybe one or two more former members of Trumps inner circle over the remainder of the year, but thats it. This country has its limits.
At press time, the American populace was wearily hoping it had even 48 hours before it had to figure out how to take back Attorney General Jeff Sessions.
UPDATE: The U.S. populace confirmed that they could not handle all of these pieces of shit trying to rejoin society at once.
https://politics.theonion.com/nation-not-sure-how-many-ex-trump-staffers-it-can-safel-1823468346
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Nation Not Sure How Many Ex-Trump Staffers It Can Safely Reabsorb (Original Post)
Zorro
Mar 2018
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marylandblue
(12,344 posts)1. Can we deport them?
underpants
(182,736 posts)2. HR Manager: There's a gap in your employment history, care to explain that?
Interviewee: I was in jail
HR Manager: Are you sure you weren't working in the Trump administration?
Interviewee: Nope, it was jail. Definitely jail.
Rhiannon12866
(205,118 posts)3. ...