A Letter From Satan To Right-Wing America

[kpete]

MON APR 02, 2012 AT 11:34 AM PDT
A Letter From Satan To Right-Wing America
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The past few years have been such a success for the Forces of Darkness; it has been a time of preparation for a great harvesting of souls for eternal damnation in the pits of Hell. Oh, I don't mean the big stars, the Osama bin Ladens, the Saddam Husseins, the Moammar Ghaddafis. Don't get me wrong, we're thrilled to have them here in the fires of torment as our eternal playthings.

No, I'm talking about the new crop of souls that my lieutenants and I have been sowing and tending with great care, coaxing them all into My service, helping encourage them to, in turn, recruit more willing souls into service as well, and patiently waiting until the days of their mortal lives are spent and they can be welcomed home, here, with me.

And I want to thank you, so very many of you, for joining my legions. Why, I anticipate the arrival of so many of you that I've ordered new additions to be built onto the Fifth and Seventh circles to accommodate you all.

Oh, don't look like that. Don't pretend you aren't wholly in My service. Join me over the Orange Runic Inscription as I detail your corruption.

the rest:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/04/02/1079960/-A-Letter-From-Satan-To-Right-Wing-America

[dwig3d]

1. Well Said

[n2doc]

2. Good, but he gives them too much cred in the end

Many would gladly torture 'the other' until the end of time, never having a conscious.

[freshwest]

3. I thought he was going to be more expressive. Nice to see they'll go home soon.