When you get excited, the clothes turn transparent

[MindMover]

When you get excited, the clothes turn transparent

The Intimacy 2.0 fashion garments become see-through when the wearer's heart rate increases.

I think my pants are broken. They should be fully transparent at the moment... hence, you get excited, the clothes turn transparent

http://kottke.org/12/04/when-you-get-excited-the-clothes-turn-transparent

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LMAO............if you don't talk about this over the water cooler tomorrow......

[Ian David]

1. Don't wear it to the gym. n/t

Last edited Wed Apr 4, 2012, 10:08 AM - Edit history (1)

[99th_Monkey]

6. Especially not to MY gym

I'll spare you the details, but just sayin'

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. I hope they don't make pants out of that stuff.

[DJ13]

3. Does it come with a free Viagra prescription?

[99th_Monkey]

4. I didn't see any real transparency with these clothes ...

but maybe it's just PTSD from Obama's morphing so opaque after the election.

from Mr. Transparency to Mr. SecretsR_US after the election.

[saras]

4. Heart rate increase = fear, humiliation, etc. not just excitement

Just what you want when someone's about to kick your ass - all your clothes turn transparent.

[n2doc]

7. Depends on what's underneath

Me, I think it would be an effective deterrent if I wore one!

[saras]

9. If it's THAT impressive, just wear something tight, and it'll rip right through. THAT'll impress 'em

Just AFTER hitting "post" it occurred to me there are other ways to take that threat.

Nevertheless, my professors all tell me that good writing trumps reality every time.

[Fumesucker]

8. Err... I thought this was going to be about politics..

Emperor's new clothes and all..

[LetTimmySmoke]

10. And the nipples get hard too.