Boehner Planning To Go On “Epic Bender” Say Aides

[johnnyplankton]

Boehner Planning To Go On “Epic Bender” Say Aides

Washington, DC, January 2nd, 2012 - Following a humiliating year which has his role as Speaker of the House in jepoardy, John Boehner is “looking forward to really tying on the feed bag to blot out all memories of the past year” according to aides.

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[ZRT2209]

1. he needs Obamacare

[bongbong]

2. ????

And this is different from his normal behavior, how?

[SDjack]

3. He has been through the wringer. A good bender

will deaden his pain. It's been a long trek since he reveled in the T-Baggers' disruption of DEM public meetings. In the end, the joke was on him.

[ladym55]

4. OMG!!

I thought he HAS been on a bender during this whole process! You mean he was SOBER during the fiscal cliff negotiations/crisis/mess/vote???

ruh-roh.

[johnnyplankton]

5. Relatively sober for him. Just a fifth a day...

[SunSeeker]

6. Boehner just ain't used to having to work like this. He's used to just passing out bribe checks...