Guardian UK: Sh*t Republican candidates say

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Sh*t Republican candidates say
I thought I had a potty mouth, but you should hear the way this GOP field talks. For starters, they're obsessed with sex …

Lizz Winstead
guardian.co.uk, Tuesday 10 January 2012


And then, there were six.

After Iowa, we are left with a half-dozen halfwits who want to defeat Barack Obama and become leader of the free world. These are the Top Dogs, the Pick of the Kitty Litter, the Jewels in the Clown.

So, how did these masterful hatesmen earn their coveted place in the Cream of the Crap? With their unwavering obsession with sex. All kinds of sex. Same sex, opposite sex, sex with animals.

Oh, and Muslims. But not Muslim sex. Not yet, anyway. There is so much to talk about when it comes to gay sex that they probably just haven't gotten around to it. But they will. If they know nothing about something, they always make time to spout off about it. ...........(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/cifamerica/2012/jan/10/sht-republican-candidates-say

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1. Sick Rantorum with his man-on-dog...

Top Dogs, the Pick of the Kitty Litter, the Jewels in the Clown....and...drum roll...the Cream of the Crap!

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2. Referring to Perry's stance on evolution...

Yes, he prefers the fact-based "snake convinces the bad lady to eat the apple" story. I'm starting to think he doesn't believe in evolution because it simply passed him by.


On Newt's claim that loving his country too much is what led him astray...

It makes me wonder whether, if he is not cheating on his current wife, this should call his patriotism into question, thus making him unqualified to lead.


A great read. Recommended.

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3. THis article

was an absolute hoot. Too bad much of it is based on actual candidate statements. Sick bunch, those Repub candidates.