Boston Priest Caught With Adult Hooker, Vatican Secretly Rejoices

[johnnyplankton]

August 6, Boston, MA – Vatican officials reportedly breathed a sigh of relief today when it was learned that Rev. Monsignor Arthur M. Coyle was arrested for paying an ADULT prostitute for sex in a car behind a cemetery. “My God, I am so damned happy,” said a Vatican official who requested anonymity. “When you hear ‘priest’ and ‘sex’ and ‘scandal’ in the same sentence, you can’t help but go there. When I heard it was an adult, I felt tears of joy.”

While police officials would not reveal the sex of the prostitute, “Frankly we were just happy that the Monsignor was with someone who had pubic hair,” said the official.

[link:http://www.fishandcheese.com/wordpress/2013/08/06/boston-priest-caught-with-adult-hooker-vatican-secretly-rejoices/|

[Warpy]

1. One of my dad's paying jobs when he was 16 or so

was to drive the parish priest over to a whorehouse in the next town once a week.

My dad, a true believer until the last few months of his life, often said that guy was the only normal priest he ever met.

[MADem]

2. Let's be accurate now--he was NOT a "Boston priest." He was a LOWELL priest! nt

[johnnyplankton]

3. To U.S. citizens, Lowell = Boston (unless you're a Keroac fan) :)

[CTyankee]

4. Good parody. I'd love to believe it is true but alas, it doesn't pass the smell test...

[struggle4progress]

6. The arrest of Arthur M. Coyle for solicitation is real, the rest parody

[johnnyplankton]

5. It's true - see below

http://boston.com/metrodesk/2013/08/05/boston-archdiocese-official-charged-with-hiring-prostitute/zjl1b5uUo16AkZ5E8NO1oL/story.html