Toon- How to make Rush's Head explode....

[n2doc]

http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/topoftheticket/la-na-tt-rush-freaks-20120112,0,16119.story

[brooklynite]

1. Why does Rush wear those knit shirts all the time?

Doesn't he remember that Ronald Reagan got dressed up in a suit and tie every time he went to work in the Oval Office?

[PuffedMica]

4. Those are golf shirts

Rush is advertising his status in the 1% by proclaming he has ample resouces for leasure time.

[cbrer]

2. Of course

You'd have to stipulate there's something more than vacuum in his head capable of exploding.

[phasma ex machina]

3. A tiny bit of Newt's ego pentrated Rush's thick skull and now his cranium pressure's increasing

because Newt's ego exponentially expands with the passage of time.

[Sterilized_Werewolf]

5. True...

...but I think his head is just full of hot air. That's why his head is even the slightest bit capable of exploding.

[sulphurdunn]

6. Rush goes through

physical expansion and contraction phases like gas. Lately he's begun to swell massively due to some over indulgence or another and may literally explode this time around.

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. In astronomy terms, Rush is what is called a "Gas Giant".

No offense intended to actual gas giants.

[Jack Rabbit]

8. Come again?

I'll hurl a thunderbolt at you next time you compare me to a fat, brainless hatemonger.


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