Followed to its logical (?) conclusion, this would make almost everyone in America guilty of so-called - gag! - bestiality.
What will 1M (hahahaha) Moms want us to do next? Kill all those satanic cats and dogs most of us have? This is worse than wanting to do away with Big Bird, it's dragging his reputation through the mud while they're at it. Leave them go long enough and they'll start insisting that mothers stop cuddling and God-forbid KISSING their little boys because they'll say it promotes incest. I don't even want to think about the warnings we can expect regarding dads kissing their little girls.
This bunch of crazy idiots have all gone off their collective rocker for sure now, and I'll bet it was a short jump.
So for the record, I want to say here and now that I LOVE THE PIG! Only his commercial connection is regrettable, and it's probably not his choice in the first place so why blame him even for that??? Shoving Wall Street as far away as possible, to me he represents freedom and innocence. The very best shows him passing a human on a zip line or ski lift, squealing his sweet little lungs out, and midway there's a pause where he intones, "Pure adrenalin!" and then resumes his joyous squeal as he forges ahead. Who doesn't love that? As something of an adrenalin junkie myself, I take him as downright exemplary.
Now excuse me, I have to go and feed and cuddle AND KISS my little mini-Beagle/Pom dog I named Molly Maguire so she could be Irish too. What does that make ME, you hateful bunch of idiots? Far worse, for 16 years I was blessed with two big red chow dogs who were the most faithful, loving companions and guardians a person could want. One held nightly conferences with me where she'd stand and bark socially for several minutes before bedtime. I don't really know whether she was telling on her sister or what, but it happened every night like clockwork as soon as I said "Let's turn in now, baby girls." I couldn't leave a landline phone anywhere in reach of the alpha because she'd knock off the receiver and stand there barking at it, probably wondering why nobody answered. Is it my fault humans don't speak canine? Whatever she was trying to convey, I'm sure it made more sense than any conservative on earth.
When they eventually had to be put down because their progressive paralysis left them hardly able to walk even when I lifted those 70-lb dogs up front and back, it nearly killed me. They're both buried out back in my yard, together in death as they were in life, and for a long time I wished I were sleeping there with them. Even now it's taken me half an hour to get through this paragraph.
I know it's wrong to hate people, but I damn sure hate the sorry state of their souls if they have any to be concerned for in the first place. Some DU'ers might want to laugh off this conservative nightmare, but I'm telling you it's symptomatic of total rot. If I could reach out and touch one of those sociopaths right now, I'd slap her sillier than she already is.
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But I guess my mind is cleaner than that of the average Fundagelical loon.
