Men experience Simulated Child Birth (Hilarious!!!)

[1monster]

This is sooooo funny! I was howling with laughter all the way through this. My DH refused to even come near the monitor and watch.

[freshwest]

1. LOL! The forgot the best part. My spouse worked with a lot of women in an office one time. (GRAPHIC)

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He wanted to know what it felt like to give birth. They went over the contractions and water breaking. He asked what happened next.

They said, 'Open you mouth.'

He did and asked, 'What next?'

They said, 'Wider, all the way.'

He did and said, 'What next?'

They looked at him hard and said...

'Now pull it back over your head!'

He finally got the idea. He came home and told me the whole thing, his eyes wide in horror...

[1monster]

2. ;:oD

[SheilaT]

3. Yep. I've long known that no how tough men think they are,

most of them would not make it through child birth. And keep in mind these men only got an hour of the simulated labor. Most women have multiple hours.

[1monster]

4. And they looked like they'd been to hell and back in that hour...

[PADemD]

10. Only one hour?

They should have tried back labor for 10 hours.

[Curmudgeoness]

5. Thanks for the laughs.

I couldn't stop laughing, even though it really wouldn't be funny except for the initial attitude these guys had.

I had to email it to everyone!

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. should be mandatory for guys before they even think of being a father.

Fortuantely, women going into the first birth are not prepared either, other wise we would be at ZERO pop. pretty dam quick.
Try doing that for 18 hours, with zero pain meds, and then working a bowling ball out of your body.

[1monster]

8. There was an old joke about if men and women alternated on being pregnant

and giving birth starting with the mother, no family would ever have more than one child.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

9. Next up: Hannity makes good his promise to go through water torture because it's no big deal.

[CTyankee]

13. didn't he tell them to "make it stop"? Or did he just back out at the last minute?

my memory goes bad on me sometimes...

[Spitfire of ATJ]

14. He never did any more than boast....

OTHER big mouths out there took on the challenge and lost it in under 10 seconds.

[CTyankee]

15. so we're to be made to understand that he "did" it, with no proof that he really did?

[Spitfire of ATJ]

16. It's no longer discussed. By him.

[2naSalit]

11. That was really funny!

[JNelson6563]

12. New rule! All men should have to do this.

[FreedRadical]

17. I am so ok with never knowing.

Yes I admit it, I am a wimp and completely squeamish.You should see what a big baby I am when I am just sick. Ladies, you da man.