TYT: RNC Protesters Can Carry Guns But Not 'Super Soakers'

[Generic Other]

People protesting the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Florida will be allowed to carry guns thanks to state law.
But there is now a citywide ban on the following items in Tampa:

Pieces of wood
hard tubes
anything that can be used as a club
water guns
super soakers
air guns
paintball guns
explosives
switchblades
hatchets
slingshots
brass knuckles
mace
chains
crowbars
shovels
any containers containing urine, fecal matter or other bodily fluids

[jberryhill]

1. That last item bans the GOP candidates and delegates!

[RC]

2. Bazinka!

Or Dozy or something.

[Generic Other]

3. I think you mean UZI

and they are allowed.

[Bucky]

4. What if I have a gun that just looks like a supersoaker?

Or what if I fill my supersoaker with a flammable liquid and an igniter? Is that not a firearm?

[WhoIsNumberNone]

5. And to think...

10 years ago making protestors do their thing locked in a cage miles from the event was a joke on a TV show. Life imitating art I guess... So are they going to have a pickup truck full of rednecks there to hose down the protestors too?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

6. Why does Tampa hate colostomy bags?

[ScottLand]

7. Dude, you can keep your uzi but that slingshot???? What's the matter with you?

[LightningBaron]

8. How are they going to have a convention...

if bags full of crap are illegal? That negates all their candidates...

[hootinholler]

9. Shovels?

What are they afraid that protestors will tunnel their way in?

Apparently torches and pitchforks are ok. What a relief!

Wait, I guess you could use a torch as a club, actually a shovel makes a nice club. The same for a crowbar, etc. Better not bring a cane, unless it's also a gun.