"Ted Nugent Explodes At The Notion That He's Not a Moderate."

[urgk]

Unfortunately - Ted talks.

That's the headline, anyway, but I don't think it's 100% accurate. Ted does have a sort of profanity-laden breakdown, but it's more about him being a good person than being a moderate.

Apparently, if you don't think Ted Nugent is a nice guy, you can *&$%@*#*@Q#@#!!

Anyway, the sound that you hear at the end of the tape is every conservative candidate in the country, either backing away from Ted, or scrambling to talk about something Bill Mahar said once.

[tanyev]

1. And belive you me, you do not want to be anywhere near a Ted Nugent explosion.

Eww.

[urgk]

2. You're right.

Maybe it should have read "Sensational Hyperbole Explodes At Ted Nugent's Reaction to Not Being "Moderate.""



Oh well. If I don't like it, I can probably just go @!$@!#@! the @$@!$!@$@!$'s @!$!@$$!$!@$.

[urgk]

3. Relevant breakdown goodness starts at 4:46.

I can't even decide between all of the smilie possibilities, so "popcorn" it is.

[deutsey]

4. Why couldn't it have been simply: "Ted Nugent Explodes"? n/t

[riverwalker]

5. unstable

the Secret Service was "adorable" and the agents were on his side *wink*wink*. Sure Ted, you delusional crusty pants coward.
"Kidney stones" caused his psychotic paranoid rant? Only if Ted's kidneys are between his ears.