Fugelsang on Jesus as the GOP candidate for President

[1monster]

[cantbeserious]

1. Hoisted On Their Own Petards - Priceless

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[jwirr]

2. I absolutely love this man. He is one of the few who can and does call them out with their own

points. Wish his program was more available to us.

[zebonaut]

3. Conclusion: Bernie Sanders is Jesus!

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[Quixote1818]

5. Pretty spot on. nt

[Duppers]

9. hahaaa!

[Quixote1818]

4. If I were running for President I would hire Fugelsang to manage communications and messaging.

He has it down to a science, something Democrats usually suck at.

[Plucketeer]

7. I could not agree more! nt

[Plucketeer]

6. I'd love to see

some of the GOP hopefuls trade barbs with John - including Huckadunce!

[Duppers]

10. I'd pay to see that!

[LiberalLovinLug]

8. I'd love to see this even as a stunt

John or someone else should run as Jesus's emissary.

Why not? Because according to Fundies, and the GOP that caters to them,

1. Jesus is still very much alive
2. They quote and proclaim deference to whatever he has said
3. The nominee can simply say that Jesus speaks to him and is in constant communication. That's not crazy, that's the normal born again Christian mantra. Even GWB was told personally by God to invade Iraq.
3. According to one of their Christian sects, Mormonism, which was the faith of their last nominee, Jesus was an American for a while at least. No more disqualified than Ted Cruz.

[Beartracks]

18. But Jesus already has an ambassador!

Remember the woman who wanted to sue all homosexuals for... being homosexual?

http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/nebraska-woman-sues-all-homosexuals-liers-thieves-n354301

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[Duppers]

11. priceless!

Thanks for posting.

[rurallib]

12. Fugelsang is the new Carlin!

in the tradition of Twain, Charlie Chaplin, Lenny Bruce, Mort Sahl, and Carlin.

[Enthusiast]

16. He is the closest thing to Carlin remaining.

He should have his own morning program on MSNBC instead of dead intern Joe.

[90-percent]

20. John has an afternoon satellite radio show on sirius 121

http://parade.com/370945/michelewojciechowski/john-fugelsang-on-his-new-radio-show-like-npr-with-a-demented-sense-of-humor/


John's sidekick is "TV's Frank", one of the comedy geniuses that created MST3K, the best tv puppet show since the discovery of fire.


-90% Jimmy

[Enthusiast]

21. Thanks. I don't have Sirius, unfortunately.

[EEO]

13. Good stuff.

[BlueCollar]

14. nailed it...n/t

[Thespian2]

15. Yes

Would be fun watching the GodOffalParty trying to distance themselves from Jesus...

[libdem4life]

17. I'm Lovin' It

[midnight]

19. This guy is too funny-