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Watch: Hypocrite Ted Cruz Begs For Federal Relief Money For Houston Flooding

Ted Cruz — who voted against Hurricane Sandy aid — calls for federal relief following Texas floods

After Calling Sandy Aid Wasteful, Ted Cruz Asks For All Available Resources for Texas

U.S. Senate Roll Call Votes 113th Congress - 1st Session

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[onehandle]

1. Funny. I always thought Canadians were a logical and compassionate people. nt

[erronis]

8. But random brain anomalies happen, even to rich white spoiled kids.

[awoke_in_2003]

43. Random brain anomaly

or christian fundamentalism? Sorry, I guess that's redundant.

[riverbendviewgal]

20. Please!!!! Canada was probably the back door for Cruz father to get into the USA.

Good riddance to him. All he had to do was pay $100 to renounce his Cdn citizenship and write a letter he didn't want it. and he only did it when he was running for President. Not at all like being a US citizen born out of the USA has to do... Pay $2,350 plus report their All their bank accounts in the country they live in - 6 years worth and 6 years of US tax returns be filed. perhaps facing fines and also pay an exit tax of 30 percent of their assets. even if they never lived, worked or had property in the USA in their whole life.

Cruz is Joe McCarthy reincarnated. He fits right in with Texas mentality. He is a coward.

[awoke_in_2003]

44. Hell, I would have given Cruz

$1000 to take over his Canadian citizenship. I work in flight simulation, and one of the largest simulator manufacturers is in Montreal.

[Dustlawyer]

48. Not all of us have the particular "Texas mentality" of which you speak.

[JHB]

36. The ones who are don't become Texas Republicans.

The rest just set the Cruz control and go south.

[lbrtbell]

51. You haven't met many Canadians

When I lived in Arizona, snowbirds from Canada were the most selfish, obnoxious people you could encounter.

And I speak from the point of view of someone who encountered selfish, obnoxious Arizonans on a daily basis.

I'm sure there are nice Canadians out there, just saying that I've never met any....

[Atman]

56. You must be joking.

The whole stereotype about Canadians is how polite and friendly they are. They never fight unless they're on skates. Some of the nicest people on earth. Maybe it's just Arizona.

[wordpix]

60. funny how RW republicons hate the gov until they need help/$$$

Why doesn't Crazy Cruz ask his rich KochBros, Sheldon Adelson etc. friends to pay since gov is nothing but pork and wasteful spending?

[gordianot]

2. Another inconvienince for media to ignore and fail.

I heard a Republican consultant say in passing the Republican list of Presidential candidates is the strongest he has ever seen it must be so.

[awoke_in_2003]

45. The fact that the media

NEVER calls a politician on their BS is proof that they are nothing but a propaganda apparatus

[underpants]

3. The Calgary Kid fails again

Worst. Western star. Ever.

[irisblue]

4. he is such an awful human

actually he's an asshole.

[sarge43]

5. Assholes have a necessary function

He's an armpit.

[SunSeeker]

7. Nah. Armpits have a purpose.

He is the festering pimple on America's ass.

[erronis]

10. Hate the visual; unfortunately the bigger the ass/pimple, the smarmier the M$M.

[sarge43]

11. So. You're saying Tedders is Limbaugh's draft deferment?

Could be argued that in that state he served a purpose. The Vietnam era military had enough problems already. Limpbutt would have compounded the situation,

[Plucketeer]

17. Even a pimple has purpose

Now - a steaming, stinking pile of rodent poop - there's something that Ted equates to.

[calimary]

26. That's an insult to festering pimples EVERYWHERE - on America's ass or wherever else.

[SunSeeker]

27. You're right. Ass pimples never shut down our government. nt

[jmowreader]

31. He's a sebaceous cyst in someone's scrotum

A totally unnecessary third ball that causes its owner untold agony while it's there and unbelievable joy when it's been removed.

[d_legendary1]

6. Pork is never pork when it benefits the state you're representing

Kinda like how sin is not sin if it benefits your religion.

[Plucketeer]

18. I'm waiting to hear Cruz explain to texans

how they have to be patient while congress figures out what to cut so as to be able to afford some relief funds!

[d_legendary1]

29. Not to worry! God will give him the answers!

Git dim gays and pray a lot!

[workinclasszero]

9. Cruz is a massive hypocrite

Ted Cruz — who voted against Hurricane Sandy aid — calls for federal relief following Texas floods

BY DENIS SLATTERY NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Thursday, May 28, 2015, 12:36 AM

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/ted-cruz-calls-federal-flood-relief-texas-article-1.2238227

Ted Cruz is a filthy shameless hypocrite. IOW a typical republican!

And all the Texan republicans who now have their hands out for some socialist help from the evvvvvvil goobermint run by the scary black man as well!

What about Jade Helm Texans? Its all a government plot to take over Texas I tell you!

[A Simple Game]

12. Not a plot to take over Texas, a plot to protect Texas. Texans called down the rains

to make the ground too muddy for the Army's tanks to be able to be used thus giving the Texas Rangers, who are already on the high ground, the advantage over our infantry.

One has to admire the Texan's ingenuity and weather control.

[workinclasszero]

13. Wow I couldn't see that one coming!

Those reich wingers are a crafty bunch for sure!

[A Simple Game]

16. I don't blame you for not seeing it coming, most people don't know

about the Texan's ability to control the climate. But just think about it, how many Texans do you know that believe in climate change? That's right they know it isn't climate change... it's climate control! Dry up the west coast and blanket the east coast with snow and all of the talented people move to Texas, brilliant.

[workinclasszero]

21. I just can't figure guys like Pat Robinson

Usually he's calling down the wrath of God on heathen gay people and the scary black folks for being evvvvil sinners, so therefore floods, hurricanes, and tornadoes for you!

But in this massive flood old Pat and his ilk have suddenly gone silent, go figure eh?

[Angry Dragon]

23. +7,160

[Atman]

57. All the Walmart tunnels are filled with water.

It was God's way of stopping Obama from invading.

[BlueJazz]

14. Before.....and After

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[TheCowsCameHome]

15. Hypocritical Teabagger Stooge

[MADem]

19. You know, it's so funny how these things shake out! Who doesn't love the smell of

rank hypocrisy in the morning....or any time of day?

It smells a LOT like dogshit! No wonder Cruz runs around like he's smelling someone else's fart all the time!

[Angry Dragon]

22. One of the Slime Boys

[SoapBox]

24. A-Typical Bagger hypocrite.

[EEO]

25. He is like 100 pounds of crazy raging asshole in a 10 pound bag.

[benld74]

28. Huh, I would argue, THAT(Cruz's brain) doesn't work,,,,,

[LynneSin]

30. As someone who lived in a state that needed federal aid after Sandy...

I would be PISSED AS HELL if my senators and representatives decided to play revenge with the people of Texas. I'd like to think that my senators, Chris Coons and Tom Carper, along with Rep John Carney would show how they are better than someone like Ted Cruz and make sure that the people who have been harmed by the flooding and tornadoes in Texas get the help they need.

[freshwest]

49. Good post, LynneSin! n/t

[Arkana]

32. If it weren't for the fact that innocent Texans would suffer,

I'd tell Cruz to get fucked if I was the President and he came to me with his hand out.

[4lbs]

33. Wait, didn't Texas want to secede from the US because of the federal government?

Or was that just a bunch of dickless twits bloviating about nothing?


"I'll take door #2 Bob!"

[Iliyah]

34. And he calls himself a Christian.

[workinclasszero]

58. There is an old saying..

The Devil can quote scripture, chapter and verse.



But it don't make him or other lyin republican hypocrites christian!

[lonestarnot]

35. Fuckwit.

[AuntPatsy]

37. Pathetic but no surprise

[Initech]

38. Is there anyone more full of fail than Ted Cruz?

Honestly I want to make a chart that's easy enough to understand for teabaggers exactly what they'd lose were the government suddenly cease to exist. It would probably make their heads explode.

[question everything]

39. No one ever claimed that there is a limit to the duplicity of Republicans (nt)

[tiptonic]

40. Let me see!!

Wasn't texas one of the states, leading the rush to leave the union and become a separate country? Maybe this would be a good time for that. Don't need any nasty government handouts for us.

[KeepItReal]

41. Just silenced a RWer on a friend's FB timeline with this. THANKS!

She posted the Lukovich cartoon of the Texas Obama hater in chest-deep water changing his tune and a RWer said "That's stupid" on her timeline.

I followed with this meme and I guess his FB or internets must have broke. No response.

[Dont call me Shirley]

42. Dominionist crusader freak

[turbinetree]

46. He likes to whine

just like a true a Goldwater acolyte----------they use the same standard tactics from that time frame today--------------what a hypocrite, a full blown right wing climate denying hypocrite

[Enthusiast]

47. The very image of hypocrisy.

Just like every other Republican.

[lbrtbell]

50. Use your own $$, Teddy NOOOO-sevelt!

We wouldn't want to do any "wasteful spending", would we?

[captainarizona]

52. irony doesn't work with republicans

republicans have no shame so you can't shame them. But you can confront them. If media won't ask them you can have signs at their events: Why are texans worthy of government help where people from new jersey are not hypocrite! This can be yelled at them too and at faux not news hosts!

[yuiyoshida]

53. Baka, doji, manuke

Idiot, clumsy, Stupid.

[Wolf Frankula]

54. Thats Because Other People Shouldn't Take Government Money.

Pork is wasteful spending in somebody else's district.

Wolf

[KyleMcShades]

55. When it happens to them....

.

[Shadowflash]

59. Meh.

They should do what the people they elected to congress are always telling everybody else to do. Pull themselves up by their bootstraps and fix it. If you need money, hold a bake sale or spaghetti dinner at the local church. They don't need to be sucking off the teet of the evil big government. Any time now the invisible hand of the free market will come along and rebuild their homes, they tell us all the time that it's the answer to everything.