RWW News: Tom DeLay Says That God Wrote The Constitution

[WhoIsNumberNone]

More: http://www.rawstory.com/2014/02/tom-delay-people-keep-forgetting-that-god-wrote-the-constitution/

[jberryhill]

1. Well, duh

[gregcrawford]

4. Looks like the curtain call...

... for "GOD!" the musical. Hall-ay-goddam-looyah!

[demwing]

2. Actually, God hired a (holy) ghostwriter...

thanks, I'l be here all week...

[gregcrawford]

5. You WIN!

[Renew Deal]

3. True. God also chose Barack Obama to be president

[gregcrawford]

6. So...

... "The Hammer" proves he's just "The Hammerhead."

If God wrote the Constitution, why are idiots like DeLay always trying to fuck with it? It's not nice to fool with God the Father! He WILL smite thee...

Oh, and EVERY so-called "Founding Father" made statements specifically denying that ANY religion influenced the writing of the Constitution. So there's that.

OOPS! There I go again, trying to influence mental defectives with pesky facts again.

[world wide wally]

7. Do you realize who this asshole hypocrite is and what he tried to do to this country?

[zebonaut]

8. Did god also build the Religious TV studio; or did they hire Carpenters?

[Spitfire of ATJ]

9. The guy's sucked up too much bug juice....

http://server4.whiterosesociety.org/content/malloy/MalloyMemories/Tales_of_bug_gas_and_a_newt.mp3