What would you do with lottery winnings? Man gives "wrong" answer

[Enrique]

[passiveporcupine]

1. OK, that was funny

He just might be a good guy after all!

[Quixote1818]

2. He was just saying what most politicians are thinking. nt

[Cassiopeia]

3. Donate $2550 to Bernie.

Vote in the Primary.

Then pack my passport and bags. I'll maybe stop back in Novemeber if it's a close race. Them I'm outta here again. Home would be wherever that nights best sunset would appear.

[babylonsister]

4. Hahaha! An honest man!

[jtuck004]

5. I wonder if he missed a set of zeros or two?

It's up to $900 million now.

I do hope he reads Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas before making any investment decisions.

[2naSalit]

6. Bet his face

didn't show up on the teevee either. I might have done the same to get her out of my face.

[pa28]

7. Shouldn't great riches be showered on an honest man?

I'd trust this guy before many of the respectable people I deal with on a daily basis.

[Binkie The Clown]

8. That much money would ruin my quiet, simple, and entierly satisfactory life. So...

I'd use it to set up scholarships at local community colleges, donate to medical research, donate to worthy charities that are truly helping people, donate to Bernie's campaign, and, finally, build a UFO landing pad in the Nevada desert to welcome our alien overlords in style.

(Hint: I'm just kidding about one of those. Can you guess which one?)

[Merlot]

9. Obviously you're kidding about the alien overlords

Everyone who has a cat knows that the overlords have already arrived!

[tclambert]

10. Cats are aliens? Next you'll claim they have laser eyes and have secret meetings at night.

[Merlot]

12. Not aliens, overlords.

Although that picture does make the case for both aliens and overlords!

[Binkie The Clown]

11. How true! n/t