Secular Talk: Try Not To Laugh At This Ridiculous Ted Cruz Ad

[WhoIsNumberNone]

[saltpoint]

1. I agree with Mr. Robertson. A candidate has

to meet the crucial duck gumbo litmus test.

It's the only thing I think about stepping into the polling booth.

[tomm2thumbs]

2. yes, Presidential material

Biggest dumbest dorkwad on the planet is only the SECOND thing on his resume...

[Thor_MN]

3. Figures that Cruz would think that a Duck Dumbass endorsement was good thing...

[jalan48]

4. Looks like they've been duck hunting in the tar sands.

[carla]

5. Rafeal looks more bored than usual

playing second fiddle to his own personal asinine and Taliban nut. That would make a great title, "Ted and the Taliban Hunt Ducks".
The nice thing is that it makes Rafael look as dumb as he is. Also shows him to be a complete chameleon and psychopath and animal killer. NOT presidential AT ALL.

[NCjack]

6. I'm not laughing at the ad. My relatives in Texas, some of my friends

in the South, and some of my neighbors in North Carolina love it. It will work everywhere there are solitary sports -- that's a lot of people. The ad also carries a subliminal message that Cruz is a lonely military sniper, shooting down opponents. He looks "military" but did not serve. His facial expression is forlorn and in need of us to join him, the last man determined to save USA. Well done -- and trouble for the other GOP candidates.

[sulphurdunn]

7. I wonder how much the Ole' Duck Commander

soaked Brother Cruz for that little performance of pious redneckery?

[liberalnarb]

8. "Does he love us?"

What the fuck does that mean? Who's us?

[thesquanderer]

9. Of course, only a duck hunter can fit the bill. (n/t)