Don Jr. not a crook, possessions apparently limited to simple cloth coat and a dog named Checkers.

[Miles Archer]

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

1. He walks little old ladies across Fifth Avenue

where his father promptly shoots them in the face.

[Mike Nelson]

2. He looks...

...and sounds very scared.

[magicarpet]

3. Hannity says - it is not even a flesh wound it is only just slight surface scratch -

Slap a teeny-tiny band-aid on it - kiss the laughingly insignificant boo-boo to make it feel better - and then quickly move on.

While the sliced arteries of the American political system are squirting blood all over the ceiling with little Re-thug desire to stop the hemorrhaging.and frighteningly alarming lost of blood.

Hannity just gave Donnie Jr. cover to co-ordinate his illegal Russian lawyer meet up and collusion story to match the story of Jared and Manafort so they all sing the same tune once placed under oath.

Crafting damage control to minimize this treasonous act. You think they have reached the pinnacle and peak of disgust - then tomorrow they prove that assumption erroneous.

[Dorn]

4. ... and he is going to keep Checkers, the dog

[Doreen]

5. He sounds so stupid it is funny.

Are you sure this was not a skit put on by Stephen Colbert? I mean OMG he does not know anything. Does he dress himself in the morning?

[byronius]

6. Just short of a flop sweat.

Guilty guilty guilty.