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TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts)
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 02:13 PM Sep 2017

Sorry Gun-Fetish Freaks, But This Does Not Qualify As "A Well Regulated Militia."

Yeah...I'm pretty sure Madison or Jefferson must have said something about supermarket customers using guns to settle disputes over sale items. Probably in the Federalist Papers. Yeah.

"The tree of Wallmart must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of sale shoppers and stockroom boys."


(The argument was over who'd get the last notebook on the shelf. Not surprisingly, the woman who pulled the gun got it. It's only a matter of time before these boneheads combine their fetish for guns with their professed love of Austrian School Economics, and claim that shootouts at Wallmart are a natural part of the free market economy. The Cato Institute will probably publish a paper on it.)

http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2017/09/02/woman_pulls_out_gun_in_michigan_walmart_during_back_to_school_fight_over.html

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Sorry Gun-Fetish Freaks, But This Does Not Qualify As "A Well Regulated Militia." (Original Post) TrollBuster9090 Sep 2017 OP
Haven't you ever heard of "self-defense"? ExciteBike66 Sep 2017 #1
STAND YOUR GROUND LAWS, baby! USA! USA! TrollBuster9090 Sep 2017 #3
That is what normally happens. byronius Sep 2017 #4
Smart ExciteBike66 Sep 2017 #5
I know that is supposed to be sarcasm, but is most likely what would have happened rurallib Sep 2017 #6
Absolutely! Especially if... TrollBuster9090 Sep 2017 #18
Posted this A.M. packman Sep 2017 #2
What is a "gun-fetish freak" GatoGordo Sep 2017 #7
I would say someone who hauls heat to their local Wally World......... Bengus81 Sep 2017 #10
it is someone who fetishizes one particular amendment maxsolomon Sep 2017 #12
Hey our 4th of July parade had a bunch 3rd amendment freaks marching with "no vacancy " signs. Hassin Bin Sober Sep 2017 #14
if you have to ask.... Skittles Sep 2017 #17
Al Capone said that it is easier to get your school supplies with a smile and a gun, rather than braddy Sep 2017 #8
I think it was Willie Sutton. RVN VET71 Sep 2017 #11
It seems it was falsely attributed to Capone, but might be from humorist Irwin Corey in the braddy Sep 2017 #13
Devils advocate SonofDonald Sep 2017 #9
Now THERE'S a responsible gun owner! angstlessk Sep 2017 #15
DISCLAIMER: I too have a gun. TrollBuster9090 Sep 2017 #19
I agree with you on the need SonofDonald Sep 2017 #21
people acting like that in front of children Skittles Sep 2017 #16
Republicans singing Pink Floyd DFW Sep 2017 #20

ExciteBike66

(2,309 posts)
1. Haven't you ever heard of "self-defense"?
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 02:21 PM
Sep 2017

You have the right to defend yourself against notebook-wielding maniacs like the shopper in the video! What if the lady with the notebook had ripped out all the pages and then bent the metal-ring-thingy into some sort of shiv? The courageous gun-owner could have gotten tetanus and required a very painful shot in order to prevent lockjaw!

TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts)
3. STAND YOUR GROUND LAWS, baby! USA! USA!
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 02:31 PM
Sep 2017

Notice the black guy high-tail it out of there as soon as the gun is pulled.

He could already see the incident report:

"Police are called to a riot at Wallmart. Arrive on scene to find five women wrestling over a notebook. Immediately shoot the fleeing black man."

rurallib

(62,403 posts)
6. I know that is supposed to be sarcasm, but is most likely what would have happened
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 03:28 PM
Sep 2017

had police been called.

TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts)
18. Absolutely! Especially if...
Thu Sep 7, 2017, 03:26 PM
Sep 2017

Especially if all they knew when they arrived was that 'somebody had pulled a gun at Wallmart.' They'd charge in, and immediately shoot the black guy holding the PRICE TAG 'PISTOL.'


Bengus81

(6,931 posts)
10. I would say someone who hauls heat to their local Wally World.........
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 04:31 PM
Sep 2017

And then pulls it over a notebook skirmish.

maxsolomon

(33,268 posts)
12. it is someone who fetishizes one particular amendment
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 05:19 PM
Sep 2017

rather than the entire bill of rights. it is someone who recognizes no limits on the RKBA. it is someone who parses "well-regulated", insisting on a 18th-century definition. it is someone who utilizes slippery-slope arguments to oppose any new regulation.

but you knew that.

 

braddy

(3,585 posts)
8. Al Capone said that it is easier to get your school supplies with a smile and a gun, rather than
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 03:51 PM
Sep 2017

just with a smile.

RVN VET71

(2,690 posts)
11. I think it was Willie Sutton.
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 05:10 PM
Sep 2017

Scarface Al, I think, only smiled over the body of a fresh kill, a naked dame, or a naked dame he just killed. Somethin' like that.

 

braddy

(3,585 posts)
13. It seems it was falsely attributed to Capone, but might be from humorist Irwin Corey in the
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 05:49 PM
Sep 2017

1950s. https://quoteinvestigator.com/2013/11/03/kind-gun/

My philosophy is you can get more with a kind word and a gun than with just a kind word.

SonofDonald

(2,050 posts)
9. Devils advocate
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 03:59 PM
Sep 2017

The constitution says "A well regulated militia", most normal people will think that's means the National Guard and then state that's what the statement means.

But you should remember that the National Guard didn't exist at the time the Declaration was created, this is what the answer is from gun nuts and not so nuts gun owners.

I own weapons, I will always own weapons, but I will never carry in public, I didn't buy them to use against another human being and would only do so if no other option existed, PERIOD.

Hunting is a reality, I hunted in Alaska alongside Alaska Natives more than 100 times in 17 years, I think I'm a responsible gun owner and would not make a mistake in their use.

But I'm human and can make mistakes, ergo I don't carry in public and no longer hunt anyway.

My older sister once told my Grandfather that she was a good driver, my Grandfather said "I'll consider myself a good driver when I reach the end of my life and have never been in a wreck".

I feel the same way about guns, I think I'm a responsible gun owner and I do everything to make sure that stays this way, but I'm not near the end of my life yet.

So I stay vigilant on the ownership of my weapons.

If they pull a gun over a notebook in Wally World, there is a problem, I don't know what to do, but yes, something needs to be done.

angstlessk

(11,862 posts)
15. Now THERE'S a responsible gun owner!
Wed Sep 6, 2017, 06:49 PM
Sep 2017

I love your Grandfather's take on a specific case, which probably (he) had an entire philosophy I could agree with?

TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts)
19. DISCLAIMER: I too have a gun.
Thu Sep 7, 2017, 03:54 PM
Sep 2017

Here's my take on gun ownership. JUST MY TWO CENTS!

I too have a gun. I inherited it from my Grandfather, and it doesn't work. (My grandfather's Colt .45, a family heirloom) I keep it under my bed to point at any would-be home intruders in the hopes it might scare them away.

But I also have lots of relatives who own rifles, and hunt. And I have nothing at all against law abiding citizens owning guns for home defense and/or hunting. I also think they should require a national permit, a background check, and should be registered in a registry. Also, that people should have to bring them in to be inspected every now and then to make sure they haven't been illegally modified, or 'fenced' (re-sold) to crooks and gangsters. The gun lobby's talking point is that criminals get guys by STEALING them, but we all know the reality is that most criminals buy their guns from STRAW PURCHASERS who buy them from gun stores in Georgia, Texas etc., where the laws are loose, and retail them in places like Chicago, where the laws are strict.


What I definitely don't believe is that the Founders intended for people to keep guns as a means of overthrowing their own government should it become 'tyrannical.'

Here's my rationale:

1. The gun lobby tries to create ambiguity about what the Founders meant when they said "a well regulated militia." In fact, they said EXACTLY what they meant when they passed the Militia Acts of 1792. They meant STATE MILITIAS that are to be organized by the States, and which would be under the control of the federal government when needed.

Check out the Militia Acts of 1792:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Militia_Acts_of_1792

2. Almost as soon as the Militia Acts were passed, George Washington USED them to call up militias from Virginia, New Jersey, Maryland, and Pennsylvania to put down a TAX PROTEST in Pennsylvania (the Whiskey Rebellion). If the Founders really intended for armed citizens to rise up against their own government, the Whiskey Rebellion would have been exactly the kind of thing they'd have supported. Instead, they called up the militias from several states to PUT DOWN such a rebellion.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_Rebellion

3. I'm not a lawyer, and I didn't read the whole Supreme Court DC vs. Heller ruling, but from what I did read, it looked like the SCOTUS ruled that they COULDN'T DECIDE (or agree upon) what the Founders meant by "a well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free State," and just ignored the first clauses. But they then ruled that "the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed" was an acknowledgement of what they believed to be a natural right (the right to self preservation).

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

The fact that the 'militia' question has never been settled is probably the reason the NRA only has the THIRD clause as their motto. But in my opinion, the Militia Acts of 1792 make clear what the Founders meant by a Militia, and their suppression of the Whiskey Rebellion makes it clear that they WOULD NOT be on the side of armed citizens rising up against their own government just because they didn't like the laws or the taxes it was legislating. It's true that the original American Revolution was over taxes. But it was over TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION. The U.S. government is elected by its citizens, so what it does CANNOT be an example of taxation without representation.

SonofDonald

(2,050 posts)
21. I agree with you on the need
Thu Sep 7, 2017, 07:27 PM
Sep 2017

For a permit, background check and registry, as for bringing a weapon in for inspection for modifications you can revert a weapon back to stock if you have the skills to do so but some mods wouldn't be reversible, on some types of weapons or type of modification.

But yeah I'd go for all that, I have nothing to hide or worry about, and I've already had my State Patrol background check, I'm licensed as a Wasic level 2 due to my training as an emergency communications worker (911 operator).

I'm all for common sense gun ownership which seems to be lacking in some walmart customers.

I think the woman in the story above should serve some jail time, have any right to own a weapon removed permanently and my personal favorite.....

Have the four fingers of her gun hand broken, that might get the point across.

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