Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 10/6/17

[Rhiannon12866]

Robert Mueller Wants The Pee-Pee Tape

Special counsel Robert Mueller met with the author of the infamous Russia dossier that mentions the most highly anticipated film of the year: the pee-pee tape.



FDA: You Can't List 'Love' Isn't An Ingredient

Stephen rounds out the week with some monologue-ery about an odd FDA ruling and some explicit architecture at the Louvre.



Donald Trump's 1999 Pick-Up Lines, Revealed!

Brooke Shields revealed the details of her conversation with Donald Trump which he asked her out immediately after his 1999 divorce. Stephen reveals the pick-up lines he used on the other '90s female celebrities.



White Supremacists, You Won't Like Your DNA Results

Stephen digs into the modern-day genetic testing because curiosity is in his genes.



One Week Older, The Late Show Hits #PuberMe

To raise money for hurricane relief, Stephen and Nick Kroll asked celebrities to tweet images of themselves from their puberty. Here's the best of the worst!



Star Trek's New Klingons Are Very Presidential

The producers of 'Star Trek: Discovery' consciously applied MAGA characteristics to the antagonist Klingons. But that's not all...

[Loyd]

1. "our iPhones would never stop screaming!"

Darkly hilarious, but also a shot at Apple! (FTR, I've never owned an iPhone or any another Apple product.)

, Rhiannon!

[B Stieg]

2. Thanks for these posts

as I can't afford TV

[Rhiannon12866]

3. That's a good reason I started posting the late night comedians

I know a lot of DUers don't stay up as late as I do - and many don't have TV. And I figured that we need humor right now more than ever!

[cp]

4. Thanks for posting!

[Rhiannon12866]

5. These days, we need the late night comedians more than ever!

And it has been a particularly rough week...