Pic Of The Moment: Who Says Trump Can't Find A Lawyer?!

[EarlG]

Contingency Lawyer/Medieval Historian is Trump's New Lead Counsel

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[Sneederbunk]

1. No doubt Mueller is shaking in his boots.

[yallerdawg]

2. If he's a proper good sycophant...

look out, Sessions!

[Cryptoad]

12. dead on,,,,,,,

[Binkie The Clown]

3. Next he'll send Jared and Ivanka to Trump University for the 6-week crash course in lawyering. nt

[SonofDonald]

4. Separated at birth/Roger Stone?

Sounds like a clone to me, dumpf must find his lawyers in the want ads of his son in laws failing newspaper.

Mueller will mop the floor with dumpfs legal representation, it's like an organization of US lawyers has a watch list for those most likely to be disbarred and that's where the dumpf looks for "The Best, Top Lawyers" to hire.

This is going to be so fun to watch except for the fact that it's happening in the first place.

And we thought shrub was the worst they could come up with, it's like dumpf said hold my beer I'll show you I can take it to the next level.

Every time we think it can't get worse he moves the goalposts.

[njhoneybadger]

5. How come his boy Dershowitz doesn't step-up. He has all the answers.

[RandomAccess]

7. Exactly.

[saidsimplesimon]

16. You & I are on the same page.

Alan D. is already a sycophant of rump on Faux News.

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. ok..who has the pool here?

I give it less than a double Scaramooch....( one mooch is 11 days)

[RandomAccess]

8. That last paragraph shows he's a perfect fit for Trump

they're both thieves and grifters who have no compunction about abusing their power and screwing over the little guy. This should work out well!

[Gothmog]

9. K&R

[alterfurz]

10. after Saul Goodman turned Trump down...

...as well as Jackie Chiles.

[Delmette2.0]

11. Another scam on the American public?

This is just so he can claim he had an incompetent lawyer when he loses to Mueller.

[matt819]

13. What did he do?

Throw a dart at the map of the US?

Search online?

Find this guy on Lycos?

Did the search term include old, white, guy, and jowls?

Basically, WTF?

[muntrv]

14. Has anyone wanted to represent him since Roy Cohn died?

[TranssexualKaren]

15. It wouldnt matter if he had Cicero

He will ultimately have no alternative but to overrule the law. His lawyer merely needs to be breathing to do his job.

[kacekwl]

17. You have to figure at this point

anyone who decides to work for trump is a giant loser.

[Locut0s]

18. Trump's down to ambulance chasers. :D Fitting really. Just his type. Nt.

[montanacowboy]

19. O M G

HE LOOKS LIKE ROGER STONE'S FATHER!
EEK

[flibbitygiblets]

20. I know he's dumb, but does he think a Medieval Lawyer will help with that witch hunt?

Jesus, this is good shit.

[NCjack]

21. Andy Ekonomou is Trump's latest fall guy. nt

[rickford66]

22. Wasn't my cousin Vinny available ?

[griloco]

23. I hope not!!!