Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 10/31/18

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Wait, She Had Sex With How Many Ghosts?

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Pharrell Isn't 'Happy' With Donald Trump

Donald Trump played Pharrell Williams' hit song 'Happy' at a campaign rally hours after a mass shooting. This didn't make Pharrell Williams very... pleased.

[trusty elf]

1. It never ceases to amaze me

how repulsive Benedict Donald is!


YUCK ! ! !

[Rhiannon12866]

2. That looks like his mammoth stomach!

And the only reason for bringing that up is because he's known for making offensive comments about other people's looks - just one of so many offensive and dangerous things he persists on saying, despite the harm he's caused. And the worst thing about him is that he's incapable of admitting he's made any mistake - and he really just doesn't care!

[TexasTowelie]

3. Yes, but the silhouette failed to capture his mammoth ass.

However, we know who he is.

[Rhiannon12866]

4. That silhouette is way too svelte for Trump!