Jacob Wohl & Jack Burkman full press conference on the alleged Mueller victim

[populistdriven]

Another MAGA shitshow, Somebody yelled out "You can't even open an E-Trade account!" during the "press conference"

https://www.weeklystandard.com/john-mccormack/a-conspiracy-so-vastly-inept

Just before the press conference ended, one attendee asked Burkman and Wohl: “Are you both prepared for federal prison?”

“Ah, no, we are not,” Burkman replied.

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/11/jacob-wohl-jack-burkman-robert-mueller-smear.html

This week, a handful of right-wing conspiracy theorists were exposed trying to smear special counsel Robert Mueller in a plan that’s almost too outlandish and poorly executed to be believed. A fake company started by young #MAGA troll Jacob Wohl enlisted Jack Burkman—a leading figure in promoting nonsense fictions about Seth Rich’s murder—who seems to have offered to pay women to make false claims that Mueller sexually assaulted them.

There is no shortage of stupidity to cherish in this incredibly slapdash hoax. Wohl, who writes for the conservative website Gateway Pundit, told reporters he knew nothing about “Surefire Intelligence” (the company whose email domain was used to ask a Vermont Law School professor to name her price for discussing any “encounters” with Mueller) other than that Burkman had teamed up with Surefire managing partner Matthew Cohen to investigate Mueller’s past. But Surefire’s web domain was registered with an email address associated with Wohl, and a phone number on its website redirected to a number registered to Wohl’s mother. New Yorker reporter Jane Mayer found a supposed photo of “Cohen” that was actually a picture of Wohl. As for the rest of the Surefire staff, their LinkedIn profile photos were ripped off from, among other people, supermodel Bar Refaeli and actor Christoph Waltz, who didn’t ask for any of this.

Link to tweet

Reddit links for deep divers

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Mueller/comments/9tfp9x/wohl_and_cass/
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Mueller/comments/9tcv5v/two_giant_idiots_hold_the_worlds_worst_press/

Mueller looks worried

[ZZenith]

1. WOW! Wtf did I just witness?

There is no way to exaggerate what a failure these two men are. Completely and utterly debasing themselves and wallowing in falsehoods.

“ARE YOU BOTH READY FOR FEDERAL PRISON?!” shouted the intrepid reporter from the back of the room.

[ZZenith]

2. This guy got a selfie in the elevator afterwards...

They look like they are getting tired of so much winning.