Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 12/7/18

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1. K&R

Thanks Rhiannon! Always love to see your Colbert clips here!

[Rhiannon12866]

2. This really is the entire monologue

Which, to me, is the must-watch part. Since this is a political forum, I post any political guests as well - and there are, fortunately, a lot of them these days. And you can tell that Stephen really enjoys them - he'd probably be happy with all political guests. I know that I would...

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3. Bannon reproduces by planting eggs in a hobo's chest. It took me a second, then.....hilarious.

Sorry, my apologies to hobos everywhere. Be sure to button up that jacket before sleeping.