Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 3/4/19

[Rhiannon12866]

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Naughty Flags Are Waiting For Your Call

Are you physically attracted to flags?

[Fritz Walter]

1. So glad he's back!

Thanks for posting these!

[Rhiannon12866]

4. Thanks!

And I know, it sure was a long week without him! He really is performing a national service! :

[Ohiogal]

2. Colbert is a national treasure.

Thanks for the laughs, Rhiannon12866!

[Rhiannon12866]

6. You're more than welcome!

I'm just so grateful he's finally back - it's much tougher to deal with the current news without Colbert to put it into perspective...

[Dennis Donovan]

3. "...maybe the first time a flag has volunteered to be burned"

[cp]

5. That flag intro was exactly what we all thought of his creepy humping

Who ARE these people who cheer that? Very cult behavior.

[smirkymonkey]

7. Yes! He's back!

Thanks for posting! God, Trump is so repulsive! He thinks he is so entertaining and witty and clever, but he is just such a raging, mentally deficient asshole. I hate him more than I can say. He just makes me feel stabby. I am at least glad we have people like Steve and others on our side who ridicule him constantly to make it all more bearable.

[Rhiannon12866]

8. Well, you know that this is exactly why I post these!

After the unrelenting Trump news that sends us over the edge every single day, it's always a relief to share the late night humor - and Stephen Colbert is unrelenting too! Of course, now Seth is in repeats this week - but at least they're taking turns!