WONDERFUL WORLD - Parody Don Caron

[niyad]

LYRICS to WONDERFUL WORLD What a wonderful, wonderful world this could be. What a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful world. Americans suck at arithmetic, otherwise they would have spied the trick when Republicans ballooned their tax and lowered their withholding to the max: the fake ‘tax relief” they'd always planned. If some truth came from those in command what a wonderful, wonderful world this could be. Americans suck with deduction, or they’d understand the misconstruction. We place sanctions to bring nations down, then pretend our aid is genuine. We should fix the problems that we own, not turn others into US clones. What a wonderful, wonderful world this could be. Or at least it could be more okay, maybe. Now, it’s not that it’s bad to help those other nations but we don’t do that very well, ‘cause when we pretend we are gonna help those other nations we just blow them all to hell. Americans suck at geography, or they’d know a US territory. Puerto Rico is in the US, deep in poverty but who would guess? If we cared for our own citizens, those who don’t make multi-millions what a wonderful, wonderful world this could be. . Americans suck at Democracy, forcing other countries to be “free." Yet our own elections are the worst among Western democracies, we’re not first. If we fixed all of our own BS instead of making yet another mess what a wonderful, wonderful world this could be. Or at least it could be a bit better maybe A bit better would be an improvement that I’d like to see. An improvement could grow and expand to a greater degree. then we could get inspired and go on an improvement spree. Maybe then we’d stop bullying all of those other countries. What a wonderful, wonderful wonderful world that could be.