Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 5/21/19

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Trump's Records Are In Merrick Garland's Hands

Revenge is a dish best served Merrick.




Today In Unfortunate News Out Of Alabama

The children's show 'Arthur' is appropriate for all ages. Just not all Alabamans, apparently.




Call Now To Help An Abandoned Pennsylvanian

Pennsylvanians who were abandoned by Joe Biden need your love and support.

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1. Amway and Oreo. Just astounding how ignorant he chooses to be about his job.

During the Trump scenes, I kept thinking back to the segment in which Stephen piled on highlighter, then smeared his face with baloney to emulate Trump’s made up face. Trump ‘s coloring just looked so similar to that.

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3. And Trump likes to choose those who are as ignorant and corrupt as he is

And he wonders why there are major problems and investigations??

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4. He knows why. He grandstands to deflect attention away from policy and to whatever outrageous

crap he is spouting.


Thanks again for posting these.

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6. And he has no idea what he's doing - or talking about

So he changes the subject to something he enjoys talking about - himself!

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2. Merrick Garland, sounds like Karma

Delicious.

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5. Ouch. The stupid is painful.