Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 11/13/19

[Rhiannon12866]

Bill Taylor's Testimony Closely Ties Trump To Ukraine Quid Pro Quo

On the first day of live public impeachment inquiry hearings, dramatic testimony from acting Ambassador to Ukraine Bill Taylor made it clear that the President was involved in pressuring Ukraine to investigate the Bidens.




Republicans Cite Insane Debunked Conspiracy Theories During Bill Taylor Testimony

When it was the Republicans' turn to question acting Ambassador to Ukraine Bill Taylor, GOP members like Rep. Stephen Castor used their time to recite a laundry list of insane debunked conspiracy theories.




What Was Trump Doing While Congress Debated The End Of His Presidency?

In this episode of "Chair Chat," President Trump spends his day kowtowing to Turkish strongman Recep Erdogan and pretending not to care about Bill Taylor's testimony at the House impeachment inquiry.




The Late Show Teaches The ABCs Of Impeachment

With the public hearings taking place in the House of Representatives, Sesame Street is here to help you learn the ABCs of impeachment.




Bose Fact-Canceling Headphones

Are you a member of the GOP? Tired of all the damning impeachment testimony you don't want to hear? Try the new Bose Fact-Canceling headphones!

[Fritz Walter]

1. New American Hero: VT Rep. Peter Welch

From MSNBC:

Rep. Peter Welch, D-Vt., told Rep. Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, that "President Trump is welcome to take a seat right there," and testify after Jordan claimed no one had first-hand knowledge in the impeachment inquiry.

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

2. Why is that ambassador discussing sensitive information on a cellphone

In a restaurant? Haven't they briefed him on communications security?

[eppur_se_muova]

4. Why is 45 doing so ?? He's done this many times, doesn't care about security protocols at all ...

he's just going to tell Vlad all about it next time they meet anyway.

[NurseJackie]

3. "Fact-Cancelling Headphones"

[eppur_se_muova]

5. Thanks ! My cable signal dropped out right when this was on. nt

[Rhiannon12866]

6. Oh, that does suck! But you can always depend on DU for the monologue

And any political guest.

Last week just before he was on, the local channel interrupted with a Severe Weather Alert. It wasn't long enough to preempt Colbert, but they were right, we lost power because of the rain and wind later that night.