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TrollBuster9090

(5,954 posts)
Fri Sep 25, 2020, 03:54 PM Sep 2020

Gollum Pleads and Whimpers To Have Just ONE MORE Rub Of The Ring...

25 years of sitting in the Washington power seat has transformed Lindsey Graham from a regular, run of the mill, slimy, tawdry, hypocritical GOP politician...into a full blown Gollum, who'll do or say ANYTHING to hang on to power. Indeed, power is the most addictive drug.

From now until January, whenever I'm feeling down on Democracy, I'm just going to play the first 20 seconds of this video, over and over again, watching Lindsey BEGGING and PLEADING for money for another fix of political power. Really? Whimpering for money to hang on to your $174,000 salary, UNLIMITED EXPENSE ACCOUNT, and free rides on the Lear Jet? If you think THAT hurts, try begging for a 0.50cent raise in the minimum wage to feed your kids, while the silk-underwear crowd in Washington tells you you're already SPOILED at $7.25/hr.

Meanwhile, Hannity just ignores him. Brushing him off with a lame joke, as if he was MONOPOLY MAN in a top hat, brushing off a beggar with a pathetic pun. "Oh, please, my good fellow...show a little dignity. Here is a dime for a bowl of soup. Do not trouble me again..."

PLEASE, folks. Don't send Lindsey Graham back into the real world. He'd STARVE if he had to fend for himself. He's been a lap dog for so long, you just can't let him loose in the woods, to compete with all the coyotes. Please help now! Restrain yourselves from buying another MY PILLOW, and send the money to the Wingnut Welfare Fund!

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Statistical

(19,264 posts)
2. All these Republicans who destroyed their careers backing Trump for nothing.
Fri Sep 25, 2020, 04:03 PM
Sep 2020

Trump isn't helping Lying Lindsey. Hell Trump is polling 5-6 points higher than Lindsey. Why? Because even fact deprived Trumpers can't stand someone pathetic like Lindsey. Can I lick your boots a little more Mr. Dump?

I am breaking out the good stuff if Lindsey goes down in flames on Nov 3rd.

 

Illumination

(2,458 posts)
6. You can't have it both ways Lindsey! Hope you have enough $ for attorney fees since you support the
Fri Sep 25, 2020, 08:11 PM
Sep 2020

DICKtatorTOT wanna be...

Bengus81

(6,931 posts)
7. LOL...even Hannity is trying to cut him off
Sat Sep 26, 2020, 09:35 AM
Sep 2020

Tots and pears Lindsey. Kissing Trumps ASS isn't working out so well eh??

turbinetree

(24,688 posts)
8. Your a disgrace to the United States Air Force JAG Unit
Sat Sep 26, 2020, 10:05 AM
Sep 2020

Your a disgrace to the United States Senate

Your a disgrace to the United States House of Representatives

Your a disgrace to the United States Constitution

Your just simply a fucking disgrace ................and an enabler...................

Solution:

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/adopt-jaime-harrison

COL Mustard

(5,888 posts)
9. How Exactly Is This Legal? If Fox lets him do an on-air fundraiser, aren't they required......
Sat Sep 26, 2020, 11:05 AM
Sep 2020

To let his opponent have the same time?

Serious question, if there are any campaign finance experts out there.

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