Melissa Carone. Where do they FIND these people?

[magicguido]

she gives whole new meaning to the word DitZy

[CottonBear]

1. Do you think she was paid to do this, or does she want her 15 min of fame?

Speaking as a woman, I cannot imagine appearing in public with this hairdo, much less tarantula-like fake eyelashes.

[malthaussen]

2. In the woodwork. n/t

[ashredux]

3. Wants to be an OAN star....

[NurseJackie]

4. It's hard to decide which voice is worse: Melissa Carone's or the Inside Edition reporter's.

Both just grate my nerves. (Is it the volume? their tone? the whininess?) I was thinking maybe it's because they're both nasal-sounding... but that can't be it, because Fran Fine's voice doesn't bother me.

Or maybe I'm just in a mood.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

5. Victoria Jackson

Oh, darn. Someone -- many people, the best people -- beat me to it.

CULTURE
Viral Alleged Voter Fraud Witness Compared to Victoria Jackson 'SNL' Skit
BY EMMA NOLAN ON 12/3/20 AT 9:29 AM EST

{snip}

Carone's confrontation with Rep. Johnson, all while being shushed by Giuliani has drawn comparisons to Saturday Night Live—with Carone reminding people of cast member Victoria Jackson.

"Glad to see that Victoria Jackson has been keeping busy lately," one person tweeted.

Glad to see that Victoria Jackson has been keeping busy lately.

Link to tweet

{snip}

Victoria Jackson - The Atheist (about an SNL cast member)
9,822 views•Jan 2, 2011

beachinit4ever
223 subscribers

A fun rebuttal to another SNL cast member...

[TheRickles]

6. I'm pretty sure this is her "Explore Talent Acting Profile"

https://www.exploretalent.com/mellissa23

[thucythucy]

7. Again, if they're going to repeat her charges

I wish the media would take the time to debunk them, instead of ridiculing her demeanor.

Her claiming more than 100% voter turnout is flat wrong.

The actual figure she thinks she's referring to was 49 % and change.

[cab67]

8. they put out a casting call.

[lunatica]

9. She reminds me of that scene in Idiocracy

where a couple of the Idiocrats elbow each other and snicker after saying, “Oh yeah? If plants prefer water why don’t you see any growing in toilets?”