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Related: About this forum‘I’m Doing It!’ Stephen Colbert Officially Makes Presidential Announcement - video
VIDEO here: http://www.mediaite.com/tv/im-doing-it-stephen-colbert-officially-makes-presidential-announcement/
After discussing things over with his lawyer and former chairman of the FEC, Trevor Potter, The Colbert Reports Stephen Colbert transmorgified his Super PAC powers to Daily Show anchor Jon Stewart, and officially announced he was forming a presidential exploratory committee, Im doing It!
BlueToTheBone
(3,747 posts)I can't possibly think what it will mean. I'm going to bed. :twirlieeyesthing:
ge626dfil
(51 posts)BlueToTheBone
(3,747 posts)Blacksheep214
(877 posts)think
(11,641 posts)Voice for Peace
(13,141 posts)Richard D
(8,752 posts). . . this is now my favorite candidate.
WhoIsNumberNone
(7,875 posts)pnwest
(3,266 posts)what a riot that would be? He would destroy everyone on the stage.
slay
(7,670 posts)start at 1:30 on the youtube one - or use the google vid link:
ScottLand
(2,485 posts)BlueToTheBone
(3,747 posts)When he skewered Scalia, I felt gratified. Thanks for posting the clip. It was great to see it again.
slay
(7,670 posts)yeah i had to watch the whole thing again last night after i posted the vid - too funny!
ScottLand
(2,485 posts)MACARD
(105 posts)president
Kablooie
(18,626 posts)Ineeda
(3,626 posts)Love it.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Jack Rabbit
(45,984 posts)Hassin Bin Sober
(26,325 posts)I love his quotes:
"All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian."
"I dont want to say too much about illegal immigration. Im afraid my views will be reported on the Cinco OClock News"[5]
On the Miranda warning: "Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business."
"A good many people feel that our present draft laws are unjust. These people are called soldiers."
When originally "denying" he was running, borrowing from General William Sherman in 1884: "I will not run if nominated, and if elected I will not serve."
Presidential campaign slogan: "I've upped my standards. Now, up yours."
Presidential campaign slogan: "If elected, I will win."
Campaign supporters' rallying cry: "We can't stand Pat!"
"We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman."
"I am neither left wing nor right wing. I am middle-of-the-bird."
"If either the right wing or the left wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles."
"Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them."
When asked if he believed in the right to bear arms: "No, I believe in the right to arm bears."
On network censorship: "I feel proud to be living in a country where people are not afraid to laugh at themselves and where political satire is tolerated by the government, if not the television network."
On network censorship: "Censorship does not interfere with the constitutional rights of every American to sit alone in a dark room in the nude and cuss. There are realistic taboos, especially regarding political comments. Our leaders were not elected to be tittered at. For example, we're allowed to say Ronald Reagan is a lousy actor, but we're not allowed to say he's a lousy governorwhich is ridiculous. We know he's a good actor. And we're not allowed to make fun of President Johnston[sic][6], but if we praise him, who would believe it?"
On his political affiliation: "I belong to the Straight Talking American Government Party, or STAG Party for short."