The Horned Shaman Nut Job Rioter to turn and Testify Against trump in Impeachment Trial

[magicguido]

the "trump made me do it" defense, which of course puts the guilt on trump

[Turbineguy]

1. Lindsey Graham is worried

he will make republicans look bad.

[bucolic_frolic]

2. Not sure I'd want to stake any part of the trial on anything he says or might say

but, eh, maybe it's the costume.

[Harker]

3. He'll rat out the lizard people. n/t

[Kitchari]

4. He pretty much wants attention, IMO

I wouldn't trust anything he says, even at a trial.

[Midnight Writer]

5. I'm with you. There has to be better witnesses to call.

[Kitchari]

6. Exactly

He elevates the circus factor exponentially

[ancianita]

7. The whole world will be watching.

Highest TV ratings that will make FOX and alt-right media look like puppet shows.

[panfluteman]

8. The Guy's a Struggling Actor. This Just Might Be His Big Break - His Ticket to the Big Time!

Just from his costume alone, this guy has emerged as the most memorable face from the Capitol riots. Of course, his defense will be "Trump made me do it. He incited me. I couldn't help myself!" "Don't condemn me to languishing away in prison due to a lack of organic food!"