Rum for America - pic

[Kadie]

ROCK HILL, SC - JANUARY 13: Republican presidential candidate, former U.S. Sen. Rick Santorum speaks to supporters at a campaign rally January 13, 2012 in Rock Hill, South Carolina. Voters in South Carolina will head to the polls on January 21st. to vote in the primary election to pick their choice for U.S. presidential candidate.

[Rambis]

1. That explains a lot

All the pugs are legless

[wakemewhenitsover]

2. This will work against Santorum's plans for a return to Prohibition

[KansDem]

3. ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

That be my way of thinking as well!

[Jack Rabbit]

4. I would like to think that explains Iowa

But Iowa is a relative dry state, isn't it?

[customerserviceguy]

5. Here, fixed it

Make whatever jokes you want!