Stephen Colbert - Monologue, Apology to Milwaukee and Opening - 10/1/21

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1. American Airlines alcohol policy

Waiting to board my AA flight in Louisville. There’s a bourbon gift shop on the “cleared’ side of TSA screening. It sells various size bottles, including a tiny, pocket-size one.

What could possibly go wrong?

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2. I haven't flown since before 9/11, do they no longer sell alcoholic drinks on flights?

Sounds like an awfully good idea to me, considering all the threats to flight attendants and fellow passengers we've been hearing about. Though if they can't get alcohol in flight, that bourbon gift shop must be doing a brisk business...

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[Fritz Walter]

3. Not sold in Coach class

Flight attendants specifically mentioned that on the PA.

You can’t bring alcohol or other liquids (>1 Oz) through TSA. So, opening that little shop was a good business decision.