Kimmel: Clock is Ticking on Trump, Congress Takes on TikTok & Jeff Goldblum Teaches Kids About

[TexasTowelie]

Clock is Ticking on Trump, Congress Takes on TikTok & Jeff Goldblum Teaches Kids About Dinosaurs

We got an unexpected visit from a tornado yesterday, the Sweet 16 round of the NCAA men’s basketball tournament is underway and the folks up in Spokane, Washington are very committed to this fairytale that they are a real school, lawmakers from both sides are deciding whether TikTok should be banned in the United States, Jimmy explains TikTok to people that don’t know what it is, the CEO appeared to try and convince Congress that TikTok is not a threat to our national security, Donald Trump’s lawyers have reportedly told him that if he gets indicted in New York he should be prepared to lose the case, Trump lashed out at Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg on Truth Social, Trump’s chief Republican rival Ron DeSantis is busy waging a culture, and Jeff Goldblum leads a field trip to the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles to learn about dinosaurs.

[Rhiannon12866]

1. "TFG's lawyers have told him that if he gets indicted in NY, he should be prepared to lose the case"

"Which means he'll spend the next three years claiming he won the case." "And this guy really thinks the country is going to fight a civil war over him..."

And those kids appeared to know more about dinosaurs than Jeff Goldblum did...

[TexasTowelie]

2. Please lock him up already, I don't like being teased. nt

[Rhiannon12866]

3. I've been waiting since the 2016 campaign for him to stop dominating the news

The late night comedy guys have lots of fodder for jokes, but even they have to be getting sick of it.