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Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
Tue Nov 7, 2017, 05:43 PM Nov 2017

Hidden Valley is selling a $50, 5 liter "Ranch Keg," and $110 "Ranch Fountain."





http://www.wcnc.com/life/shopping/hidden-valley-is-selling-kegs-of-ranch-dressing-as-part-of-its-holiday-line/489943754

Sometimes, gift giving can be boring.

If you're someone who appreciates a more unique spin on holiday gift giving, consider this for the ranch dressing lovers in your life: Hidden Valley now has a line of holiday gifts, complete with a ranch dressing keg for those who want to throw a ranch rager.

The mini ranch keg sells for $50 and holds up to five liters of ranch dressing. It also includes a year's supply of ranch.

Ranch lovers can also consider the ranch fountain as a conversation piece at your holiday party. The holiday ranch fountain consists of four tiers and a holiday-themed skirt for $110. It also includes a year's supply of ranch.
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Hidden Valley is selling a $50, 5 liter "Ranch Keg," and $110 "Ranch Fountain." (Original Post) Miles Archer Nov 2017 OP
KEGGER!! underpants Nov 2017 #1
I like ranch dressing, but not that much. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2017 #2
There's some other use? NT mahatmakanejeeves Nov 2017 #3
That was literally a "LOL" moment for me...thank you. Miles Archer Nov 2017 #6
Me too, you prevert! angstlessk Nov 2017 #7
You might be reveling too much of yourself Angry Dragon Nov 2017 #5
Legalize Ranch! nt RandiFan1290 Nov 2017 #4

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,526 posts)
2. I like ranch dressing, but not that much.
Tue Nov 7, 2017, 05:53 PM
Nov 2017

Seriously, what do you do with 5 liters of ranch dressing? Get naked and roll around in it with a close friend?

Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
6. That was literally a "LOL" moment for me...thank you.
Tue Nov 7, 2017, 06:28 PM
Nov 2017

Today was a day where I really needed a "LOL," and I got one.

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