Even though the expression is used all the time, there's no such thing as an actual "fuckstick"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Color me disillusioned. I'll be over there if you need me.

[NYC_SKP]

1. You clearly don't spend much time rooting around bedroom dresser drawers...

Why, if I had a nickle for every fuckstick I've stumbled upon hiding under a bunch of underwear in a drawer, well...

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. Oh, I root around bedroom dresser drawers...

...but I'm looking for other things.*

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* Disclaimer: No, I do not actually spend any time rooting around bedroom dresser drawers.



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[unionworks]

3. There are indeed fucksticks

Jim Morrison was onstage with John Sebastion and refered to one as a "New York Joint".

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. The only reason I call it "Fuckstick" is that Bruce Campbell already has the rights to "Boomstick".

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In my best old Vaudevillian voice: "You wouldn't stick that way if you had the talcum powder."
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[blueknight]

5. you are wrong

my buddy has been called fuckstick for years