I feel like a number

[taterguy]

Would someone go to the store and pick one up for me to satisfy my craving?

Preferably a 7.

Thanks in advance for your cooperatioN!

[Scuba]

1. I'll suggest 26...

... the atomic number for iron. Taters are the body's best source of iron.

[Kadie]

2. They were out of 7's, so

I got you a 3.

[Ptah]

3. one

[siligut]

4. I got the last 21 that they had!

Use Kadie's 3 to divide it and you will have 3 7s, that should be enough to satisfy any craving.

[taterguy]

6. Thank you!

[Brickbat]

5. Coming right up.

[lunatica]

7. 6 is better and cheaper too

[Duer 157099]

8. Me too n/t

[ohiosmith]

9. Fuck store bought numbers.

[liberaltrucker]

10. Damn it I'm a man!

I take my card and I stand in line
To make a buck I work overtime
Dear Sir letters keep coming in the mail
I work my back till it's racked with pain
The boss can't even recall my name
I show up late and I'm docked
It never fails
I feel like just another
Spoke in a great big wheel
Like a tiny blade of grass
In a great big field
To workers I'm just another drone
To Ma Bell I'm just another phone
I'm just another statistic on a sheet
To teachers I'm just another child
To IRS I'm just another file
I'm just another consensus on the street
Gonna cruise out of this city
Head down to the sea
Gonna shout out at the ocean
Hey it's me
And I feel like a number
Feel like a number
Feel like a stranger
A stranger in this land
I feel like a number
I'm not a number
I'm not a number
Dammit I'm a man
I said I'm a man

[Doc_Technical]

11. No one has mentioned "The Prisoner"?

Question: "Who is Number 1?"

Answer: "You are, Number 6."

[bluesbassman]

12. That's right buddy, you show that turd who's boss.