So what's the funniest thing you've seen on TV lately?

[Brigid]

I was just watching an old "Law & Order" episode and they're in arraignment court. The defendant, a buxom woman, ran over her husband -- four times -- and doesn't deny it. She says, "I can deal with the cheating, but I won't go under the knife for anyone." In response to the judge's puzzled look, she points to her boobs and adds, "These were good enough for him when we got married."