A Survivor Show you'd like to see?

[SHRED]

Let's get real about this...


"Survivor Alaskan Wilderness"
"Survivor Antarctica"

etc...


LOL

ON EDIT:

Oh...that's right...they couldn't wear their underwear and thus down go the ratings... never-mind.

[Chan790]

1. Survivor Inner-city Detroit

28 days in a razed lot. Instead of voting each other off, once a week the cops will mistake it for an Occupy encampment and randomly beat one of the contestants into the ICU. For immunity challenges they could make them chop a Ford Taurus for parts.

[SHRED]

2. nice

[HeiressofBickworth]

3. After the show tonight

where they oiled up for a challenge, I decided this must be "soft porn".

[HopeHoops]

4. Survivior - Chuck E. Cheese's

[Initech]

5. Just make sure that Zach Galafinakis isn't the host.

"When you look like I do it's hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheese."

[LynneSin]

8. Last time I went to Chuck E Cheese, I was running about 30 minute late for a birthday party

When I got to the hostess desk asking where my party was located the woman actually asked me if I was a 'table-of-1?'

Really?

Do grown adults just randomly decide to dine at Chuck-E-Cheese? I mean even if it wasn't overrun by kids you'd still have to put up with the absolutely worst food known to mankind. Dining at Olive Garden would be gourmet dining compared to Chuck-E-Cheese.

[Baitball Blogger]

9. Are you even allowed in there unless you have small children or a party to attend?

[LynneSin]

10. I guess they would have served me if I wanted to look like some loser

sitting by herself in a Chuck E. Cheese

[Baitball Blogger]

11. We loved that place when the kids were small,

but my daughter said that they tried to go in as a group as teenagers and they wouldn't serve them.

I'm guessing it's because it was a particularly good year and didn't have the space.

Great pizza and cake, from what I remember.

[HopeHoops]

13. I only go to the ones that serve beer. You need it.

[HappyMe]

6. I would watch that!

I barely made it out alive & sane.

[LynneSin]

7. Survivor: Alive!

28 people are forced to live in the hull of an airplane only using those things found in the plane to survive. The location will be high in the Andes Mountains somewhere between Uruguay and Chile. Instead of voting people off you just wait for them to die - survivors will use the dead for nourishment. Winner is the first one to get enough strength to hike down the mountain for safety.

[Initech]

12. Survivor : Somalia

Starring every Republican and teabagger congressman who has ever said anything negative about our government. They get air dropped into Mogadishu armed with nothing but an uzi and their wits. After two weeks - if they still have anything bad to say about our government they stay there. Last one standing gets a large donation to his or her super PAC for reelection.

[Yavin4]

14. Survivor: The Mitt Romney Challenge

You have to live off of the proceeds from the sale of your stocks, and you're forced to live in a....gasp...Upper Middle Income neighborhood. You know they type of housing that does not come with stables for your horses.

[KamaAina]

16. Alternatively, Survivor: Minimum Wage

and you have to live on it in NYC or SF.

[hunter]

15. Survivor REVOLUTION!

The host, sponsors, and network executives are taken hostage by the survivors and and forced to do humiliating things until ransom is paid and the show cancelled forever.

[ohiosmith]

17. Survivor: Timeshare