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Amerigo Vespucci

(30,885 posts) Thu Apr 26, 2012, 09:08 PM Apr 2012

Just tried the new MiddleFingerMom Dutch Oven Pizza©. Tastes like someone farted under a blanket.

What's up with that?

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Just tried the new MiddleFingerMom Dutch Oven Pizza©. Tastes like someone farted under a blanket. (Original Post) Amerigo Vespucci Apr 2012 OP

I laughed out loud for real. ohiosmith Apr 2012 #1

hey, that's like my LOLcat! BlancheSplanchnik Apr 2012 #2

Did you try the Extra Beefy Style yet? Ikonoklast Apr 2012 #3

Try washing it down with his new Asparagus Soda. bluesbassman Apr 2012 #4

Makes me think of that "New York" episode of The Simpsons... Amerigo Vespucci Apr 2012 #5

only Khlav Kalash! foo_bar Apr 2012 #13

A CLASSIC. Amerigo Vespucci Apr 2012 #15

Sometimes silent. Always deadly. nolabear Apr 2012 #6

Thank, um... goodness. MiddleFingerMom Apr 2012 #7

... pacalo Apr 2012 #8

What am I missing here? Ron Obvious Apr 2012 #9

Here you go: Amerigo Vespucci Apr 2012 #10

Thanks! Ron Obvious Apr 2012 #14

To be perfectly honest about it, I've never... MiddleFingerMom Apr 2012 #11

Everybody has their "bucket list," I guess... Amerigo Vespucci Apr 2012 #12

Licorice Ron Obvious Apr 2012 #16

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

1. I laughed out loud for real.

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 09:10 PM

Apr 2012

BlancheSplanchnik

(20,219 posts)

2. hey, that's like my LOLcat!

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 09:20 PM

Apr 2012

Ikonoklast

(23,973 posts)

3. Did you try the Extra Beefy Style yet?

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 09:21 PM

Apr 2012

It'll make your eyes water.

bluesbassman

(19,358 posts)

4. Try washing it down with his new Asparagus Soda.

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 09:37 PM

Apr 2012

It's the drink that "stays with ya™".

Amerigo Vespucci

(30,885 posts)

5. Makes me think of that "New York" episode of The Simpsons...

Reply to bluesbassman (Reply #4)

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 09:41 PM

Apr 2012

...Homer buys falafel on a stick or something from a street vendor and needs something to wash it down and he wants a Coke, but all the guy is selling is "Crab Boil."

foo_bar

(4,193 posts)

13. only Khlav Kalash!

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Reply #5)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 06:10 PM

Apr 2012

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Amerigo Vespucci

(30,885 posts)

15. A CLASSIC.

Reply to foo_bar (Reply #13)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 06:13 PM

Apr 2012

Absolutely one of my fvorite scenes out of the entire series. Forgot about the "Mountain Dew" part.

nolabear

(41,928 posts)

6. Sometimes silent. Always deadly.

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Thu Apr 26, 2012, 09:42 PM

Apr 2012

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

7. Thank, um... goodness.

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 09:46 PM

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pacalo

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8. ...

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #7)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 02:47 AM

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Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

9. What am I missing here?

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 05:40 PM

Apr 2012

I've lived in this country for well over 30 years but I'm obviously missing something here. Why is "Dutch Oven" funny?

Help a clueless goober out, would you?

Amerigo Vespucci

(30,885 posts)

10. Here you go:

Reply to Ron Obvious (Reply #9)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 05:47 PM

Apr 2012

http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/dutch-oven

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

14. Thanks!

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Reply #10)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 06:12 PM

Apr 2012

I had no idea! I'm still getting over using the phrase "cutting the cheese" literally and not understanding why people were laughing

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

11. To be perfectly honest about it, I've never...

Reply to Amerigo Vespucci (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 05:53 PM

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... considered a couple to be a "100% couple" until they've given each OTHER a Dutch Oven.
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Not necessarily, mind you, on the same night... but wouldn't THAT be a match made in hebbin?
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Amerigo Vespucci

(30,885 posts)

12. Everybody has their "bucket list," I guess...

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #11)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 05:55 PM

Apr 2012

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

16. Licorice

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #11)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 06:18 PM

Apr 2012

Sharing a large bag of (real, imported) licorice in the evening couldn't help but bring that situation about, I would think. Sounds like a perfect plan to test any new relationship. If she doesn't eat licorice, the relationship is beyond repair in any case.

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