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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts) Thu Apr 26, 2012, 10:28 PM Apr 2012

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So, I was a total asshole, I became a miserable prick, I aspire to being a fucking bastard!

Am I too unrealistic?

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So, I was a total asshole, I became a miserable prick, I aspire to being a fucking bastard! (Original Post) ohiosmith Apr 2012 OP

Depends on who you want to be fucking. nolabear Apr 2012 #1

Oh right! Getting all philosophical and shit? ohiosmith Apr 2012 #3

If you have a divorced parent that wants to remarry in the Catholic Church. Downwinder Apr 2012 #2

Fucking great! ohiosmith Apr 2012 #4

It's typical (& sad) of Type A personalities to not realize they've achieved their goals long ago. MiddleFingerMom Apr 2012 #5

Fuck me! ohiosmith Apr 2012 #7

There are two of you - edgineered Apr 2012 #6

Willard was the one that loved to kill and killed to love. ohiosmith Apr 2012 #8

Ya, another on a long list of messages lost. edgineered Apr 2012 #9

Well, you'll need to get a dead squirrel to wear on your head. bluesbassman Apr 2012 #10

Thanks! Now I know what to do with the one in the fridge. ohiosmith Apr 2012 #15

I don't see a problem here. HopeHoops Apr 2012 #11

Thank you. ohiosmith Apr 2012 #16

You gotta have a dream! Bake Apr 2012 #12

And I'm living it! ohiosmith Apr 2012 #17

It's a slippery slope my friend... Marooned Apr 2012 #13

It is, but I'll persevere. ohiosmith Apr 2012 #19

You trying to be Rush Limbaugh? LynneSin Apr 2012 #14

Why must you be so negative? You never support anything I do. ohiosmith Apr 2012 #20

Better than a non-fucking bastard. nt jobycom Apr 2012 #18

Ain't it the truth! ohiosmith Apr 2012 #21

Does this sound about right? guardian Apr 2012 #22

Perhaps! Not in my case however. ohiosmith Apr 2012 #23

I claim the title of "Miserable Old Git," and I've been that way since I was 19. mikeytherat Apr 2012 #24

Hahahaha! ohiosmith Apr 2012 #25

nolabear

(41,959 posts)

1. Depends on who you want to be fucking.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 10:31 PM

Apr 2012

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

3. Oh right! Getting all philosophical and shit?

Reply to nolabear (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 10:38 PM

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Downwinder

(12,869 posts)

2. If you have a divorced parent that wants to remarry in the Catholic Church.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 10:33 PM

Apr 2012

The Bishop will likely declare you officially a bastard.

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

4. Fucking great!

Reply to Downwinder (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 10:39 PM

Apr 2012

MiddleFingerMom

(25,163 posts)

5. It's typical (& sad) of Type A personalities to not realize they've achieved their goals long ago.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 10:40 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

7. Fuck me!

Reply to MiddleFingerMom (Reply #5)

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 10:44 PM

Apr 2012

edgineered

(2,101 posts)

6. There are two of you -

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 10:43 PM

Apr 2012

In the movie Apocalypse Now, Roxanne tells Willard, "There are two of you, don't you see? One that kills... and one that loves"

The good mood you're experiencing will soon go away and you'll be right back to being a bastard. I wouldn't let these nice thoughts upset me. (sarcasm)

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

8. Willard was the one that loved to kill and killed to love.

Reply to edgineered (Reply #6)

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 10:50 PM

Apr 2012

Fucking dark eh?

edgineered

(2,101 posts)

9. Ya, another on a long list of messages lost.

Reply to ohiosmith (Reply #8)

Thu Apr 26, 2012, 11:13 PM

Apr 2012

Taking things for their face value is a much easier route. For those believing being happy makes one happy, I can only say, a bitching sailor is a happy sailor!

bluesbassman

(19,369 posts)

10. Well, you'll need to get a dead squirrel to wear on your head.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 12:08 AM

Apr 2012

Other than that, not unrealistic at all.

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

15. Thanks! Now I know what to do with the one in the fridge.

Reply to bluesbassman (Reply #10)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 12:51 PM

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HopeHoops

(47,675 posts)

11. I don't see a problem here.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 08:33 AM

Apr 2012

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

16. Thank you.

Reply to HopeHoops (Reply #11)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 12:52 PM

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Bake

(21,977 posts)

12. You gotta have a dream!

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 11:06 AM

Apr 2012

Bake

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

17. And I'm living it!

Reply to Bake (Reply #12)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 12:56 PM

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Marooned

(79 posts)

13. It's a slippery slope my friend...

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 12:47 PM

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ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

19. It is, but I'll persevere.

Reply to Marooned (Reply #13)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 01:34 PM

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LynneSin

(95,337 posts)

14. You trying to be Rush Limbaugh?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 12:48 PM

Apr 2012

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

20. Why must you be so negative? You never support anything I do.

Reply to LynneSin (Reply #14)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 01:36 PM

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jobycom

(49,038 posts)

18. Better than a non-fucking bastard. nt

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 01:28 PM

Apr 2012

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

21. Ain't it the truth!

Reply to jobycom (Reply #18)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 01:36 PM

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guardian

(2,282 posts)

22. Does this sound about right?

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 01:46 PM

Apr 2012

1. I was a total asshole => a registered rethug
2. I became a miserable prick => started listening to hate radio
3. I aspire to being a fucking bastard => became a teabagger

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

23. Perhaps! Not in my case however.

Reply to guardian (Reply #22)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 01:49 PM

Apr 2012

mikeytherat

(6,829 posts)

24. I claim the title of "Miserable Old Git," and I've been that way since I was 19.

Reply to ohiosmith (Original post)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 03:14 PM

Apr 2012

mikey_the_rat

ohiosmith

(24,262 posts)

25. Hahahaha!

Reply to mikeytherat (Reply #24)

Fri Apr 27, 2012, 03:25 PM

Apr 2012

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