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We Prefer Hipsters Over Hellcats
Retail | Toronto, ON, Canada | Physical
(A customer comes over to the small cosmetic service station that I am posted at. All the while, shes talking on her phone and sounds quite upset.)
Me: Hello, maam. What can I do for you today?
Customer: *to phone* Sorry, got go. *hangs up*
Me: Maam
Customer: SHUT UP YOU, D*** HIPSTER!
(Note: Im wearing prescription Ray Bans and have an eyebrow piercing.)
Me: Uhm
Customer: You heard me the first time! Not another word! You probably dont even need those glasses!
(Without warning, the customer rips the glasses from my face. She throws them on the ground, shattering the lenses.)
Me: Oh my God!
Customer: Look! You are fine!
(My coworker comes over to see what all the commotion is about.)
Coworker: What is going on?
Customer: This b**** was trying to look like a hipster!
Coworker: Maam, she actually needed those to see. Now get out before I call security!
Customer: F*** you! F***ing hipsters taking over!
(Enraged, the customer grabs a makeup display, tips it over, and starts throwing around items from a nearby shelf. Security rushes over and takes her out of the store while she screams profanities. The total damage cost is over $200 worth of products, not including my glasses.)
mikeytherat
(6,829 posts)Someone with 16 items in 15-or-less-items line, children selling band candy, a low-flying traffic copter. She's walking, seething anger, looking for a place to land.
mikey_the_rat
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)her prescription refilled instead of cosmetics.
Scuba
(53,475 posts)... but thanks to Ronald Reagan she probably won't.
geardaddy
(24,926 posts)it looks like it happened in Toronto.