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Bertha Venation

(21,484 posts)
Fri Apr 27, 2012, 10:54 AM Apr 2012

What is a hipster, and why did hipsterism provoke this encounter?

We Prefer Hipsters Over Hellcats
Retail | Toronto, ON, Canada | Physical

(A customer comes over to the small cosmetic service station that I am posted at. All the while, she’s talking on her phone and sounds quite upset.)

Me: “Hello, ma’am. What can I do for you today?”

Customer: *to phone* “Sorry, got go.” *hangs up*

Me: “Ma’am—”

Customer: “SHUT UP YOU, D*** HIPSTER!”

(Note: I’m wearing prescription Ray Bans and have an eyebrow piercing.)

Me: “Uhm—”

Customer: “You heard me the first time! Not another word! You probably don’t even need those glasses!”

(Without warning, the customer rips the glasses from my face. She throws them on the ground, shattering the lenses.)

Me: “Oh my God!”

Customer: “Look! You are fine!”

(My coworker comes over to see what all the commotion is about.)

Coworker: “What is going on?”

Customer: “This b**** was trying to look like a hipster!”

Coworker: “Ma’am, she actually needed those to see. Now get out before I call security!”

Customer: “F*** you! F***ing hipsters taking over!”

(Enraged, the customer grabs a makeup display, tips it over, and starts throwing around items from a nearby shelf. Security rushes over and takes her out of the store while she screams profanities. The total damage cost is over $200 worth of products, not including my glasses.)

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What is a hipster, and why did hipsterism provoke this encounter? (Original Post) Bertha Venation Apr 2012 OP
This is someone who was gonna blow over something. Anything. mikeytherat Apr 2012 #1
She should have been looking to get HappyMe Apr 2012 #2
Hopefully she'll get some help.... Scuba Apr 2012 #3
Sadly, we can't blame this one on Mr. Raygun geardaddy Apr 2012 #4

mikeytherat

(6,829 posts)
1. This is someone who was gonna blow over something. Anything.
Fri Apr 27, 2012, 11:01 AM
Apr 2012

Someone with 16 items in 15-or-less-items line, children selling band candy, a low-flying traffic copter. She's walking, seething anger, looking for a place to land.

mikey_the_rat

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