PHOTO: Until early April, MiddleFingerMom dined weekly at "Friends." Then THAT SIGN went up.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[seabeyond]

1. hey... what are friends for... nt

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. Next time he dines there, MFM is DEFINITELY going to shell out the money for the "dessert" ointment.

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[SCantiGOP]

3. how in the world

do you find this kind of stuff?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

4. "dessert ointment?"

[marzipanni]

5. I'm not sure how "crabs" differ from crabs.

Perhaps hotels where the secret service stays in the future will have "bedbugs".

[Arugula Latte]

7. Well ...

This is a crab:


And this is a "crab":

[arcane1]

6. And they used quotation marks

as if to emphasize "we're using slang here"