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My name is Aristus. Miss Jackson if you're nasty...
TexasTowelie
(112,078 posts)about you getting a buzz almost every Friday night?
Aristus
(66,310 posts)I don't owe her anything.
Drinking is a natural response to having to hear her complain about everything anytime I call...
Glamrock
(11,794 posts)TexasTowelie
(112,078 posts)so I would feel fortunate to hear the sound of her voice again. However, drinking is a natural response to having to hear my brother complain about everything. The worst part is that once he starts it will usually take several hours before it is over.
Thanks for the forgiving remark below.
Aristus
(66,310 posts)sprinkleeninow
(20,235 posts)call from FLA and I was still on dial-up. 😆
I really wuz talkin' on the phone. Really.🤣
Bee nice.
what would your mamma think about judging someone you don't know? Seriously,,,,,,
Me and Tex go way back...
TexasTowelie
(112,078 posts)these threads. I certainly don't presume to judge Aristus and he is welcome to catch a buzz whenever he likes especially since he is in a state where some substances are legal that aren't legal in Texas.
keep on keeponing.
Eko.
Aristus
(66,310 posts)Glamrock
(11,794 posts)Aristus
(66,310 posts)Can't help it if the PNW is on the cutting edge of everything...
TexasTowelie
(112,078 posts)I want to get high by just breathing in the THC crystals.
Glamrock
(11,794 posts)You ain't been high until you've smoked the scissor hash from harvest.....
sprinkleeninow
(20,235 posts)Glamrock
(11,794 posts)the lungs!
Glamrock
(11,794 posts)you can judge me baby. I welcome judgement from such an intelligent individual....
TexasTowelie
(112,078 posts)If you keep on making a ruckus then off you go to solitary confinement with none of Doc Aristus' potent elixirs.
Oh heck, drink up.
Glamrock
(11,794 posts)You got my number!
Glamrock
(11,794 posts)What's on the menu tonight Ms. Jackson?
I gots me some Root Beer shine! Sounds awful, but it's delicious!
Aristus
(66,310 posts)A lot of it. And a shot of Absolut Vodka.
Glamrock
(11,794 posts)Aristus
(66,310 posts)Skittles
(153,138 posts)Aristus
(66,310 posts)And also a little disgusting.
Guys, take a shower once in a while. And do some manscaping.
Then you won't need expensive product...
sprinkleeninow
(20,235 posts)Aristus
(66,310 posts)sprinkleeninow
(20,235 posts)Hello, Ms. Johnson?
I'm a nasty, nasty Hil loving Dem.
Best regards,
~sprink
Aristus
(66,310 posts)Cirque du So-What
(25,922 posts)is anyone really a connoisseur?
Aristus
(66,310 posts)Just an admirer...
Cirque du So-What
(25,922 posts)to have the good stuff early.
Aristus
(66,310 posts)Drink up the good stuff early. By the time the poor-quality stuff is all that's left, you're too drunk to care.
Goes back to Biblical times.
Read about Jesus and the wedding at Caena of Galiliee.
Cirque du So-What
(25,922 posts)Late in the evening is a good time to finish off that bottle of Old Overcoat gathering dust in the back of the liquor cabinet.
Aristus
(66,310 posts)I take a few shots of the Polish stuff in the back of the freezer...
sprinkleeninow
(20,235 posts)Oh, Po Polskie!
Wyborowa.
sprinkleeninow
(20,235 posts)Ditzy enuff to begin with.
If I have one too many, I sit on the sidewalk and laugh my caboose off.
Glamrock
(11,794 posts)sprinkleeninow
(20,235 posts)When will we be relieved?
I ran out of Slivovice.
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Aristus
(66,310 posts)I still have half a bottle.
I'm always happy to share...
sprinkleeninow
(20,235 posts)Na z'drovje!
Aristus
(66,310 posts)sprinkleeninow
(20,235 posts)[link:
|Aristus
(66,310 posts)And her nephew is doing us proud, too...
sprinkleeninow
(20,235 posts)Remarkable.
vercetti2021
(10,156 posts)I don't get it...
Aristus
(66,310 posts)From 1986...
You can't be that old. I'm old!
50 in October.
This song was on the charts the year I graduated from high school.
With the mentality of a 50 year old...heh
Aristus
(66,310 posts)It was like another lifetime...
vercetti2021
(10,156 posts)Bad hair and music
Aristus
(66,310 posts)But no hair...
sprinkleeninow
(20,235 posts)sprinkleeninow
(20,235 posts)😅