Do you have a favorite "It Was So Cold" joke?

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It was so cold, I saw a dog sticking to a fire hydrant.

It was so cold, hitchhikers were showing pictures of their thumb.

It was so cold when we milked the cows we got ice cream!"

It was so cold, Donald Trump's hair froze in place.

It's so cold, you're thankful for hot flashes.

It was so cold, Republican lawmakers had their hands in their own pockets.

It's so cold, you don't mind when strangers rub up against you on the subway.

[Ohiogal]

1. It's so cold, my poor dog is out there peeing ice cubes.

[Beakybird]

2. Grandma's teeth are chattering

and they're still in the cup.

[Beakybird]

3. Playboy is going out of business

No one will take their clothes off.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

4. It's so cold

I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both wearing overcoats.......

[keithbvadu2]

5. What tipped you off?

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[lastlib]

6. It was SO COLD,,,,,,

I just saw a lawyer with his hands in HIS OWN pockets!

[red dog 1]

7. It was so cold that the brass monkeys were hugging each other for warmth

[red dog 1]

8. A Johnny Carson "It was so cold" joke

JOHNNY
Man it's cold out there today!

ED
How cold is it?

JOHNNY
Well, on my way in this afternoon, I saw an exhibitionist on the corner, and it's so cold, he was flashing a drawing of himself!

[red dog 1]

9. "It was so cold, pickpockets were sticking their hands in strangers pockets to keep warm!"

[red dog 1]

10. It's so cold, you'd rather listen to Nickelback than walk outside!

[red dog 1]

11. It was so cold, I saw a greyhound bus and the dog was riding inside!