Discuss your favorite hair throng. n/t

[LuckyCharms]

[dhol82]

1. What is a throng?

[LuckyCharms]

2. About Tree Fiddy on Amazon.

[Lochloosa]

6. ...

[TreasonousBastard]

3. A large group of wigs?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Self explanatory!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Wouldn't a hair throng itch, like a hair shirt only lower down?

[dhol82]

7. That would be properly called a Merkin.

[Glorfindel]

8. "Merkin"? Reminds me of a limerick.

There was a young fellow named Herkin,
Who was always jerkin his gherkin.
His mother said, "Herkin,
Stop jerkin your gherkin!
You're gherkin's for firkin, Herkin."

There ought to be a way to work merkin in there somehow, but I can't figure it out.

[dhol82]

9. Here is an attempt.

There was a young man name of Herkin
Who really enjoyed workin his gherkin
It was chastely ensconced
In a coat so pronounced
That he really loved jerkin his merkin.

[Glorfindel]

10. Brilliant! Well done, dhol82.

I'm saving it to share with my limerick-loving cousins. Thanks a lot!

[dhol82]

11. Awwwwwww

Tweren’t nuthin.