Police: Man drove 111 mph for sex

[Blue_Tires]

They say you can’t hurry love, but a Naperville man told police he just couldn’t wait.

Zachary Ramirez, 21, of the 1400 block of Fairway Drive, was caught driving 111 mph in a 45 mph zone on the city’s south side and told police he had amorous intentions, according to a report filed with Naperville police.

“He stated he was going fast because he was trying to go have sex with a girl he likes,” Sgt. Gregg Bell said.

Police first spotted Ramirez driving north on Plainfield Naperville Road near 87th Street about 2 a.m. April 21. Bell said Ramirez also ran both a red light and stop sign. Officers caught up to him at River and Oswego roads and upon searching his vehicle, found a small amount of suspected cannabis, according to Bell.

Ramirez was arrested and charged with speeding more than 40 mph over the limit, possession of cannabis, reckless driving, disobeying a traffic control signal and disobeying a stop sign.

http://triblocal.com/naperville/2012/04/27/police-man-drove-111-mph-for-sex/

The only "crime" committed here was not being allowed to get to her house in time...

[HopeHoops]

1. What, less than an hour left in his 4-hour Viagra window?

[Renew Deal]

2. I know people that have flown 500MPH for the same reason.

In NY, he'd be arrested on the spot just for going that fast.

[siligut]

3. Is there no compassion and understanding anymore?

The guy didn't hurt anyone and they threw the book at him. A warning would have been the right thing to do under the circumstances.

[Scuba]

4. Must be related to this guy...

http://forums.vwvortex.com/showthread.php?1777306-Four-speeding-tickets-issued-within-three-hours-Doh!

MILWAUKEE - An Illinois man and his girlfriend received nearly $1,400 in speeding tickets within about three hours on Interstate 90 in Wisconsin, authorities say.

Piotr Pac, 21, of Prospect Heights, Ill., was cited New Year's Day for allegedly going 100 mph in Rock County at 5:59 a.m., 84 mph in Columbia County at 6:56 a.m. and 77 mph in Sauk County at 7:28 a.m., the Wisconsin State Patrol said.

His girlfriend, Emilia A. Goralczyk, 18, of Mount Prospect, Ill, was cited for allegedly driving the same 2004 Nissan Altima at 108 mph in Dane County at 9:05 a.m.

Pac said Goralczyk had called him at 4 a.m. that day, crying over a fight she had with a friend at a party, so he drove 180 miles to Wisconsin Dells to pick her up.

"I would do everything for her," he told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel.

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. In my pants, Officer!!!

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The fire is in my pants!!!
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BTDT.
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[Turbineguy]

6. Maybe he had a canoe in his pocket.

[Kaleva]

7. Lots of women complain about how fast men go.

[AnneD]

8. All the blood flowed from the brain....

to the penis-whadda youse expect.

edited to add_it is a well known fact that the penis serves as an auxiliary brain, much like the triceratops auxiliary brains in their tails

[rug]

9. Not guilty.

[Bake]

10. Only because his car wouldn't go any faster ...

Bake

[bluesbassman]

11. Well he got his wish, he's screwed now.

[Rex]

12. So he blamed his dick for his bad choices?

Sounds about right.

[glakshman]

13. Man drove 111 mph for sex

Feeling so guilty..

[gopiscrap]

14. welcome to DU