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http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=45427YellowRubberDuckie
(19,736 posts)Because if not, God help us all.
Archae
(46,299 posts)Landover Baptist is one of the best satires of religion on the Internet.
YellowRubberDuckie
(19,736 posts)Although, there is someone with a really racist anti Obama sticker in their sig line.
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)there are True Believers there that don't realize it.
Kaleva
(36,244 posts)"The information presented here is Biblically accurate. Opinions concerning the technical difficulties, fitness requirements, safety, and ratings of self-crucifixion, flagellation, stoning, destroying enemies of GOD utterly, without mercy, and other activities inherent in Christianity are subjective and may differ from yours or others' opinions; therefore be warned that you must exercise your own judgment as to the difficulty and your ability to safely protect yourself from the inherent risks and dangers. Do not use the information provided on this site unless you are a True Christian who understands and accepts the risks of participating in these activities. Landover Baptist Church makes reasonable efforts to include accurate and up to date information on this website, errors or omissions sometimes occur, therefore the information contained on here is provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either expressed or implied. Viewing, reading, or any other use of the information contained within this web site is purely the voluntary will of the viewer or user. You, 'the viewer' or 'user' shall not hold the publisher, owner, authors or other contributors of The Jesus Experience responsible for any incidents related directly or indirectly to the Experience. Landover Baptist Church, et. al., assumes no liability or responsibility for your actions."
Basically it says that to not crucify yourself, stone others and destroy the enemies of God utterly unless you are a True Christian (trademarked) who understands and accepts the risks of doing so.
Edit: I see in the thread that this is satire! Well, it goes to show that I think there are people who would actually believe what is posted there.
madinmaryland
(64,931 posts)frogmarch
(12,153 posts)I love Landover Baptist.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)gratuitous
(82,849 posts)I can always do another Guess Who album for Album of the Day.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)lol...I even saw 2 fifths of the Guess Who in concert a few years ago.